PootStip's channel

Gorgeous, fat, and sings beautifully. Thought I was watching an Adele video for a minute there.

Rolling in the deep...

lol, I know girls who probably don't even eat 33,000 calories in a month.

0:38 - brunette checks out other girl's boobs.

@ILovestorms Well, technically, Joplin WAS worse. The tornado was much wider and killed more people. It was a multi-vortex tornado that evolved into an absolutely massive wedge that took out entire neighborhoods. My point was that from the point of view of a victim, you'd be hard-pressed to te...

Exceptionally good footage for 1991. It's pretty shameful that just about every person in the country is armed with a personal video camera these days, and more often than not the best footage we can get of major tornadoes like this one is about 15 seconds of good camerawork interspersed in five...

I drive through the damage path that thing left over I-84 in Sturbridge all the time (next town over). Although the funnel appeared to be 1/2 mile wide, I think that largely had to do with how extensively rain-wrapped it was, making it look a lot bigger than it really was. Its damage path is on...

This is the most amazing tornado video I have ever seen. It had one of the rarest tornado phenomena known to man: Reed Timmer wasn't in it.

What the hell was that trampoline made out of, depleted uranium? It took like easily 100+ mph gusts to even move it... I've seen mine get tossed by a 45-mph gust.

@holcolater And no, Cali would not be underwater. Depending on where the asteroid struck, parts would be briefly submerged by tsunamis (perhaps ranging tens of miles inland), but the water would drain back to the ocean with the exception of any endoheric basins which may become inundated, in whi...

6:07 "Don't try to tell me it's a storage bunker... it's clearly built for a SPECIAL purpose!" No fucking shit, Sherlock, it's a special bunker used to store nuclear warheads. It's a nuclear test site, remember? How much fucking lead paint did you eat as a child?

It's a trap!

(I didn't check, but I imagine I'm probably at least the 3,000th person to make that joke. Couldn't you have used something a little less-known than a Mon Calamari cruiser to make it a teeny bit more believable?)

@billpage Step away from the internet, sir. NOW.

Every day I'm sufflin', sufflin', sh-sh-shufflin'

I've seen Amsterdam whores with less infections than that. What, did you wait a week before going to get medical help? Or did you try to clean it with month-old bacon grease or something?

1:33 what the fucking crap did you do that pissed off Neptune that bad?! ಠ_ಠ

I accidentally The Nothing.

manbearpig

Every single one of these lame "REAL UFO!" and "Nibiru!" and "Revelations!" videos has a video with a hot girl/boobs on the sidebar. Look to the right. Amiright? Welcome to the weird part of youtube...

Fable II Shards

@burnsy182 Chill out, guy. No one's saying minimalism is a bad thing or that it makes him less of a guitarist. In my opinion, it's way harder to do what he does than what most metal guitarists do. He takes the perfect notes and puts them in the perfect spots, instead of just mindlessly filling...

There is one thing you definitely cannot argue: Sukhois are WAY better at killing people than F-22s. They crash into crowds at air shows all the time.

Some tips (if you haven't figure this stuff out already): For large caves, light paths with torches, leaving patterns for yourself to navigate (i.e., two torches upright to indicate a passage back to the surface, etc.) Also, you can just use signs as landmarks.

And, dude... you have diamonds. T...

I think keyboards need to come with a default feature that causes them to detonate whenever someone types the keystrokes "HAARP". It would make the world a better place.

Anyone else remember the good old days when you could actually find real footage of stuff on youtube? Man, it seems like ancient history... the days when everyone had flip phones and iPods still had scroll wheels. Now, it seems like for every genuine video of anything worth watching (meteor, UF...

Ah, great. I got a kitten from a friend who had a litter about 8 months ago. Looked like a standard 8-week-old kitten when I got it. Then he started to get this big bushy tail, long hair, and a beautiful ruff. Six months later, when I was wondering WHY my kitten was about the same size as my ...

3:53 Epic bass fall

Your girlfriend sounds scared of you. Do you beat her? If so, can you give me tips?

Remember when youtube actually had good videos? Swear to god, the last ten I watched were complete spam crap. C'mon, youtube, show us the ratings BEFORE we click on the thumbnail.

@Siciliano671 Damn dude, calm the fuck down, you sound like a complete clown right now.