PooProfessor

Established in the Winter of 2007/2008, PooProfessor is a product of the rolling hill of Pennsylvania. Made from only the finest specimens available, not found in your local grocery stores, this product is hand crafted and made 100% in the U.S. of A.

Are you tired of your friends stealing your icecream? Well we were too, until one day when fate...nay destiny left a frozen turd on the doorstep of success. From that day forward we were able to visualize and smell the sweet taste of revenge. Introducing, the Poop Sickle! Your friends will never come to your house again! You can keep your freezer stocked full with the knowledge that no one will eat your wares!

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