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Platyzoan commented 3 days ago

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day #17 Does wanting to keep my culture the way it is make me a racist? Apparently it does. l have nothing against immigration, but when people ...

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Specificity please. Which immigrants are trying to force Australians to change their culture? Is someone saying you can't go to the beach and enjoy your beer!?! Because that's really retarded if they are!

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  China acts to eat Subway commented Professor

  Chinese mainland tourists to Hong Kong because mainland to eat inside the subway, giving rise to a name calling, this Screen is a professor at Chin...

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  孔慶東 is fucking filthy bastard. His mother fucked Mongolian goats. I will never respect 北京大學 again after allowing this unintellectual little turd to have professorship there.

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  China acts to eat Subway commented Professor

  Chinese mainland tourists to Hong Kong because mainland to eat inside the subway, giving rise to a name calling, this Screen is a professor at Chin...

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  孔慶東 is fucking filthy bastard. His mother fucked Mongolian goats. I will never respect 北京大學 again after allowing this unitellectual little turd to have professorship there.

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  Why I Hate Scientology, But Love Tom Cruise

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  @nemo3590 It might could be.

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  Why I Hate Scientology, But Love Tom Cruise

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  BOOK TICKETS FOR MY LIVE SHOW http://www.offwestend.com/i...

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  @nemo3590 What part of the country are you from? I'm American and I use "cupboard" all the time.

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  Finger Lickin Chicken

  Vlog#10 Anna came over for dinner, so l put on my best Asian accent and cooked some chicken. We had a good laugh filming this, hope you enjoy it. ...

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  Barbaric Australians

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Platyzoan commented 2 weeks ago

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Fountain of Youth Discovered in Asia !!!

"More than three million Chinese drink their own urine in the belief it is good for their health, according to the official Xinhua news agency."

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M13, what peer-reviewed scientific journal has published a study demonstrating the efficacy of this practice?

I think none. There is no scientific basis for any benefits derived from the practice urophagia.

The community of urine drinkers in Asia believe that the urine of young virgin boys is ...

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  2012 Republican Presidential Debate In New Hampshire At Saint Anselm College pt.3

  January 07, 2012 ABC News

  http://MOXNews.com

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  @ant2190 Thanks

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  2012 Republican Presidential Debate In New Hampshire At Saint Anselm College pt.3

  January 07, 2012 ABC News

  http://MOXNews.com

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  12:34 John Adams wrote the Constitution? Dumbass

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  Skyrim VS Battlefield 3

  This is part 2 continued from here: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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  It's fun to play a sneaky character who sneaks around stealing shit and cutting people's throats. I use hardly any magic.

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Platyzoan commented 1 month ago

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Chinese Girl Hit by 2 Trucks - A Different Perspective

Link to Video *WARNING GRAPHIC* : http://www.youtube.com/watc...

People are missing my point....or perhaps I didn't make it clearly en...

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China certainly has a moral crisis. But it isn't "their culture" to ignore injured children. It is part of an epidemic immorality that Chinese people think is a problem. This video created outrage in China. You are right that the Chinese are totally fucked up, but they don't want to be.

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  CLOSET ATHEISTS

  Help us create NOT PRODUCTIVE: http://igg.me/p/54628

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  @luv4drums1 I teach almost 150 students in a day. Most are Christian and many are fundies. It only takes one--one idiot who thinks their child's teacher is in league with Satan--to cause problems for me.

  Anyway saying "I am not very religious" would misrepresent my utter lack of religion.

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  CLOSET ATHEISTS

  Help us create NOT PRODUCTIVE: http://igg.me/p/54628

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  I am a high school teacher, and although Christian teachers at my school regularly tell students about their faith without any problems, I could not ever announce to class my lack of faith without complaints being called in to the principal. Yes, I have a right to express (but not explicitly prom...

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  M13's Christmas 2011

  Merry Christmas you guys, and I truly wish all the best for my subscribers in the coming new year. And for those of you that aren't subscribed........

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  @plym0uth2 I think he is being raised Christian because M13 has at least one video in which he mentions taking the family to church, but just opening presents and saying , "Merry Christmas," on Christmas doesn't make one a Christian. My family has a tree and we do the whole gift-giving Santa thi...

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  Laura Story Blessings (lyrics)

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  @princesselizabeth4 So you are saying that God uses famine (and other disasters) to bring millions of children horribly painful deaths because those children will cause more trouble than they are worth? It's strange how certain nations have more children deserving of such painful deaths than oth...

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  Laura Story Blessings (lyrics)

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  "What if trials of this life are mercies in disguise" I think of an infant child born into famine with a malnourished mother who never produces enough milk to ever let him know the feeling of a full stomach before his utterly miserable life ends in gasps of agony. That is quite a disguise. How...

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Platyzoan commented 1 month ago

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My Favourite Hitchens Moment

Mr Definitely

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@OiaHandoma Mos Def's position is that he doesn't trust "the media" (meaning any translation of bin Laden's words) and he doesn't trust Hitchens or Rushdie. He only trusts his own mind. WTF? How is he ever going to have any knowledge about this topic. Is he going to learn Arabic and find the l...

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  Christopher Hitchens is dead. He will not be missed by me

  Fuck Christopher Hitchens. All he did was rewrite Dawkins's arguments in a pompous and arrogant fashion. Atheism wasn't a major part of his career,...

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  @skinnywhop87 You touch on my attack only when you say that Dawkins' arguments are original. My assertion is that they (his arguments regarding theism not his contributions to biology) are not original. Dawkins is no more original than Hitchens. You want original? Go read Bertrand Russell or ...

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  Christopher Hitchens is dead. He will not be missed by me

  Fuck Christopher Hitchens. All he did was rewrite Dawkins's arguments in a pompous and arrogant fashion. Atheism wasn't a major part of his career,...

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  @skinnywhop87 Just because I call you out on your bullshit doesn't mean I take you seriously. Just because I point out your idiocy doesn't mean I need a girlfriend or a hobby. I don't see why it makes a difference, but I am happily married and have two brilliant children.

  Again look at my comme...

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Platyzoan commented 1 month ago

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Michael Crook - Rape exists

What an unfeeling scumbag.

Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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It is astounding that a video like this needs to be made. There are some true monsters out there.

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  TheYoungTurks need to grow up

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  You make a good point, but your Korean accent sucks so unbelievably bad that it's funny.

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  Dec 13th 2011 - M13 Life Update

  I went out to make some videos for you guys....then got home and realized the camera was pointing way too low. So the videos are pretty much worthl...

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  People who take criticism about their countries personally are fucked up. Americans think America has problems. We all think America is screwed up for different reasons. Just look at political debates. Republicans have all kinds of terrible things to say about how are country is becoming fuck...

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  Drunk Response to Rick Perry's 'Strong'

  also, you are fucking shite

  and this

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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  @temporarily1nsan3 Just search "drunk Rick Perry" on youtube and you will see. He gave a speech not long ago during which he seemed quite inebriated.

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  Drunk Response to Rick Perry's 'Strong'

  also, you are fucking shite

  and this

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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  The red and white stripes on the thumbnail for this vid remind me of the rays from an old Japanese rising sun

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  Drunk Response to Rick Perry's 'Strong'

  also, you are fucking shite

  and this

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wik...

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  I wish my fellow Americans read the Establishment Clause the way you do. Unfortunately, many do not.

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Platyzoan commented 1 month ago

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Lads Mags and the Language of Rape

What are these magazines teaching their target audience about sex and relationships? Nothing good, it would seem. Men deserve better than that, and...

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A woman who prioritizes her boobs over her brains is not sexy. I don't find brainless twits (or women acting like brainless twits) at all attractive. Any man that is looking for that degrades himself. And all of the quotes you recite are also degrading for men as well as women. If men think s...

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Platyzoan commented 1 month ago

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Mentally Handicapped Dogs

Odd how on more than one occasion (perhaps 3) they've done that.

The video where a "slow" guy interacts with my dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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@cntzero He attacks America's civil court system, which in case you haven't noticed is totally fucked, and you think he is "American bashing"?? I am American and I love my country, but I also recognize its problems. And if M13 were wrong about this one, I would tell him so, not grab my toys and...

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  Mentally Handicapped Dogs

  Odd how on more than one occasion (perhaps 3) they've done that.

  The video where a "slow" guy interacts with my dog: http://www.youtube.com/watch...

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  Having a dog is like having anything dangerous. It is the owner's responsibility to keep it from harming others, including complete fucktards. If you have a pool, and someone climbs over your fence and drowns in it, you are completely fucked out of everything you own. I imagine these people ar...

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Platyzoan commented 1 month ago

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RICK PERRY STRONG RESPONSE

A red necked Australians thoughts and opinions on the US presidential candidates commercial in which he bags Gays.

This is a video response to this...

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He knows kids can pray in schools now. What he wants is teacher-led Christian prayer. It is remarkable that he doesn't trust the government to do anything like regulate banks or protect the environment, but he trusts it to supervise children's spiritual lives.

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  RICK PERRY STRONG RESPONSE

  A red necked Australians thoughts and opinions on the US presidential candidates commercial in which he bags Gays.

  This is a video response to this...

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  Even within America, the states that are more fundamentalist (the deep south) are on average much worse off than states that are more secular (the west coast and northeast). The fundie states have higher unwanted pregnancy rates, more obesity, more poverty, and shitloads more stupidity.

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