There's A Cake Found! What Do You Want To Do?

I have made an account on GameFAQs, I have made an account on MFGG, I have made an account on MobyGames (and someone on there would not! Stop! EMAILING ME!), I have made an account on BlameThePixel, I have made an account on Rock Raiders United, I have made an account on TVTropes (which got me banned for my controversy), and I have made an account on Hotmail (phew). So why don't I have an account on Youtube? I remember back in 2009, when I tried to make an account, but Youtube puked up an error due to the information I sent, but now, I've finnally made it! I DID IT! I made it even though I had my back up against the wall! Forever I waited! And they told me I was never going to get it! (Ahem)

FAQ:
What program do you use to record?
Either Camtasia, CamStudio, or Hypercam 2. I will make a video (honestly), but I'm trying my very hardest to ask how to run LEGO Island 2 in windowed mode, because I've made a sound mod an want to record how it's done! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf666666666666666666666666666!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111

Where can I download (insert video here)?
My friend, you can search "Youtube to (insert format here) converter" on Google, or an engine powered by said search provider.

What's your real name?
Unless you count my emails, I'm not going to share it at all. Legoking831 hates his name too. Maybe you should search his channel.

Why are you playing saccharine games when you can be playing games like Urban Chaos or Goldeneye or something better?
What do you mean, why am I playing saccharine games? Do you play saccharine games?

Are you a girl?
.:imitating Harry Hill:. Noo!

Please subscribe to my channel or you will (insert death here)!
Do not tell me to subscribe like that way. Here's the deal:

1. Asking me to subscribe is fine, but you cannot tell me to die, because I could always cheat death, unless I die of old age that is.

2. Do not tell me to subscribe a million times in your video like a 12 year old, because if you do, then I won't bother to subscribe to your channel.

Where can I download (insert game here)?
.:imitating Stewie:. Are you blind or just stupid?

Can you upload an ISO of (insert game or demo here)?
I'd love to, but, that would be illegal, even though I've heard bartvbl do it, so that won't happen, sorry.

What is this game called?
Same answer as above the above.

How come you don't make videos where you talk that much?
Because I'm too lazy to turn on the microphone.

When's your birthday?
I was born on 18 July 1997.

Why don't you render your videos in HD?
I WILL SOON! SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGYNHGJEGFGRFIJRFH*"N*(P:!RYNR:GQ

What games do you own?
Too many to count.

Where else can I find you?
(looks all the way up)

1 more thing before watching a video, these contain loads of randomness. Please do not watch if randomness isn't good for your heart. If you agree to watch, it's OK. If you don't, you must flee immidietly.

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