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Last week, at a Fan Expo Offsite show in Toronto, I tried a brand new Mad-Lib out.
Special thanks to Camie Chaos for letting me use her footage from...
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Last week, at a Fan Expo Offsite show in Toronto, I tried a brand new Mad-Lib out.
Special thanks to Camie Chaos for letting me use her footage from the show.
This fall, I'm going to attempt to post a new video every Thursday... we'll see how it goes.
Check out my Facebook page! http://j.mp/brentalfacebook
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Check out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! http://brentalfloss.com/comic
You can watch my classic videos in an easy-to-navigate page by visiting http://brentalfloss.com/videos
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SUBSCRIBE!!! On the first day of BRENTmas my true love sent to me... a musical of SMB! This is from a concert I participated in where the theme was...
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SUBSCRIBE!!! On the first day of BRENTmas my true love sent to me... a musical of SMB! This is from a concert I participated in where the theme was "Broadway shows that shouldn't ever be attempted." Of course I wrote a number from a fictitious Mario musical, and here it is, accompanied by David John Madore.
Music & Lyrics by brentalfloss, with apologies to Koji Kondo.
Part of why I do the 12 days of BRENTmas is because it reminds people to SUBSCRIBE to me if they watch my videos. If you regularly watch my videos, please SUBSCRIBE! :)
If you're interested, you can check out songs by other writers from this same concert at http://youtube.com/helenacampbell
LYRICS
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MARIO: There's an evil force spreading far and wide
'Cross this kingdom of pipes and fungus
We have seen the hell of each deadly turtle shell
But a hero resides among us
Not a tow'ring man, not a daunting knight
Still, a smart lionheart is he
Who is this noble demigod?
It's-a-me... it's-a-me.
There's a tyrant king with a reptile heart
And he's started a wave of crime now
From his ship high above he abducted my love
For the fourteenth or fifteenth time now
Who will stop this foe, who will save the day
Win this war, yes, victoriously
I'll give you just one guess, time's up
It's-a-me...it's-a-me.
I have hopped through his hordes, so much blood on my shoes
With a murderous battle cry: "hoo-hoo!"
I have burnt them alive with the fire from my hands
Every last one, I vow, shall die!
And I run underneath as the tyrant leaps
I'm unstoppable now as he fin'lly reaps his recompense:
Death by lava.
And I run down the hall for I cannot wait
I'm unstoppable now on a charge heading straight into the arms
of my lover...
TOAD:
Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle.
MARIO:
There's an anguished man with a forlorn face
For it's cold and the nights are lonely
He can look all around but his Princess can't be found
It's his fault and it's his fault only
He brought on this war with a cocky grin
Only now does he truly see
He hoisted this upon himself
Who is this Italian handyman elf?
Iiiiiit's-a-me.
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Or follow me on twitter! http://twitter.com/brentalfloss
Stay tuned for 11 more days of BRENTmas!
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Sometimes I like to give you guys a glimpse into my creative process.
By the by...
I have a webcomic! http://brentalfloss.com/comic
Get my physical CD...
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Sometimes I like to give you guys a glimpse into my creative process.
By the by...
I have a webcomic! http://brentalfloss.com/comic
Get my physical CD (makes a great gift) http://www.levelupstudios.com/brental...
Or get it digitally on iTunes! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss
You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com
Aaand I'm on Twitter http://twitter.com/brentalfloss
Aaaand I'm on Facebook http://j.mp/brentalfacebook
Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/albu...
Anything else your heart desires is probably available at http://brentalfloss.com
LYRICS
In '92 this...
game was brand new, this...
new thing to do, we called it Mario Paint!
It came with a mouse and plastic mousepad!
A game I wish every house had!
Artistic visions become decisions
No criticisms to work through
It tugs my heart strings
And that's just the start screen
Inside your art dreams await you
So make a bee
Make a Mii (Make a Mii)
Or make a symphony (arf meow meow meow meow)
Mario Paint, it ain't just quaint
It's a playdate where playmates don't nay-say what you say
Like an art class where you don't feel gay
...ahem.
Adjust brush size, swat some flies,
and then you realize...
Other games are not the same
It's a canvas to brandish outlandish things all day
Where a nerdy kid was safe to play
We were Mario Paintin'
Drawing and animatin'
Were we throwing a ball?
Were we outside at all?
Nope.
We were Mario Paintin'
You know my mom was faintin'!
Younger generations started looking into their heart
Creating pieces of art
What an outlet for a kid experimenting with choice
Finding his creative voice
So whenever I spout off with words like mofo or taint
You can thank Mario Paint
(Cha cha cha)
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Video from WorldStarHipHop.Com & ABC. A hidden camera shows how racism is still alive between the reactions of white people and a white theft &...
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