PiranhaJaw22
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Joined: June 16, 2008
Last Sign In: 25 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 612
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Name: Chinese Sausage Dick
My account, PiranhaJaw21, has been suspended, with 619 subscribers. I'm at the bottom again! Don't forget to Subscribe!

I complain about EVERYTHING, from television, people, events, religion, commercials, brands, race, companies, places, dirty jokes, language, school, daily situations, and other oddities.

Unfortunately, you will not be able to see the true racial remarks I have, or my prejudice opinions, since Youtube believes that removing racist videos is the solution to eradicating racism itself; it doesn't, you dumbshits. Anyways, with all previous topics lost, you now will only know a part of me. But who cares? There's always something to complain about. I'm a chink, and I don't really care who you are: nigger, gook, spick, cracker. We're all creatures, basically all the same. Some of us just happen to look like shit, others of us look like albino catfish. And others pick strawberries and cotton for a living. We're pretty much all the same.

What's red, and sits in a corner? A baby eating razors.

Think of it this way: everything is made up. If you can accept that (because it's true), then life becomes a lot more understandable.

By the way, my dick is 7.5 inches long. Not super-porn substance, but substantial. It's at least larger than average. I tell you this because many people have dicks, and it shouldn't be personal information. It's nothing unique to the common mind.

If you've read this far, and aren't offended in any religious, faggotty retarded way, then you should subscribe. Castrating witches, please stay your distances. I'm not interested in a relationship. I already have a girlfriend, and her name ends in jpeg.
Country: United States
Occupation: Your sister's toy eel
Schools: DickHigh Middle School
Companies: Cafe Vagina, Morgues R' Us
Interests and Hobbies: Art (i.e. surrealism, neo-plasticism, rothko and pollock, magritte, a little pop art, abstract expressionism, others), large-scale sculpture, european and british cars, my dick, architectural and fashion magazines, furniture design (i.e. DWR), a little of technology, science and daily news, hot women, pornography, whacking off, brand names, pursuit for the coexistence of comfort and style, talking to myself, learning new things, this world, this society, and how we are really badly fucked up.
Movies and Shows: Any movies with lots of pornographic, violent, disturbing images, with salacious women. NO movies with lots of swearing in them, or claymation / talking animals. No movies by Pixar (i.e. Monsters Inc, Incredibles, Nemo, a Bug's Asshole). NO movies that last three hours long without any sex scenes, or characters who wear hideous outdated outfits from the 19th century and prior. NO movies that take place before 1900, and/or characters wearing corsets and frilly white collars. NO war movies (its fucking boring). I can drive to a part of town and watch for free as one black guy shoots another for fucking his thick wife; why drive to a theatre and watch a couple of boneheads in camouflage jerk off to some pellet guns in a trench?? Fuck that. How about shoving those bullets up your peehole, Major Rimjob?
Music: Classical music, among others. Soothes me to a normal heartrate, right before I slit a guy's neck, and watch a blood waterfall surge down his pretty white CEO shirt.
Books: Erotic sex novels that make the blood rush to my cock. Also, the dictionary, newspaper, and books with a lot of well-illustrated pictures in them, such as Harold and the Purple Crayon, and Alice in Wonderland. I don't like adult books, because I enjoy being immature and retarded. I embrace it.
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