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I tried to lick it, but the computer short circuited.

@GelaCrazySamp Yeah, I ended up doing that anyways, but I would have killed for a legitimate link from Jwktje. Thank you for the advice!

I also outsource all of my parenting to all of the best bands of all times.

I don't hate you because you are a Ginger, I hate you because you generally suck at life

Also because you are a ginger.

As a straight Republican, all I can say is that I completely and unconditionally support all movement for equality for LGBT individuals.

Nobody cares if you came from 9gag or FJ or anywhere else. This is youtube, just watch the video, give it a life if you like it and move on with your miserable, forever alone, life.

This handicapped person is singing about gay people in a derogatory way. He consciously rewrote all the words to somehow incorporate homosexuality. Therefore I will judge him the same way I judge every other ignorant little douchebag.

The only reason I watch Kesha is because I wouldn't mind sleeping with her. Her music is just catchy beats while she says words in a sexy way. You, on the other hand, make my dick shrink in agony.

BTW I love your Hagrid halloween costume, oh wait, that's your face 0.o

@kyls2006 you're absolutely right, but it was just a suggestion to maybe get a fuller experience, Android without AT&T's and Motorola's crapware. Plus Motoblur is so big, anywhere from 500MB-1GB of space depending on the device, that is always running, always demanding power and RAM.

If the owne...

You can watch YouTube videos, full screen, in the native YouTube app.

If you download Go Sms Pro (free) made by the same people who made the Go Launcher Ex, you will get a window front and center of your screen with every single text message. You can reply straight on whatever screen your on. Check it out.

Edit there is no such thing as Android 2.4.

Also, to explain cores, its not about speed its about efficiency. I have a single core, 1ghz Snapdragon processor. You have a dual core 1 ghz Tegra2. Both work at 1 ghz, so speed isn't a factor. It has to do with the energy consumption by each core and...

I would love to put my beef in the hands of Judge Trudy.

And this was Drakes first facial.

EVERYONE FLAG THIS VIDEO AS CHILD ABUSE. HOPEFULLY YOUTUBE WILL TAKE IT DOWN FOREVER.

As a guy, im going to admit i enjoy this song.

"You dont know me".. Thats right, I only know soulful individuals.

The orange book in the background is called: The Complete Idiots Guide to Wine Basics,

and then there is the wine bottle in the background. Classy. Justice.