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@Mrgrimreaper87 ahh.....I understood the first 2 words! *A single accident for a man is enough for the rest of his or her* A man is a he....unless in Thailand!! bahahaha sorry to take the piss mate, couldn't help myself!

@xxsekoxx Can be on left or right :) But I'm guessing you just mean this vid?

Does no one notice his revs getting higher even though speedo reads 299....hence he's going quicker than 299? So all you tards saying "ahh top speed 299...bleh...retarded noises" stfu!

It's the manufacturers way of stealing away all bragging rights :P

Nice run mate, I'd say 305-310

ahhh...most the time my close calls are idiots in opposite lane cutting me off, So I take their mirror, if you're not using it why have it there? It'll make you go faster without it :P

Did you end up going after her to see why? Maybe she drove off out of fear.

See this was done properly, driver and rider understand WHEN to take-off. Bloody hate vids at night when the rider can't see inside the car for the count, or driver can't see the rider blah blah blah. Good start by both, and yes, the bike will Kick arse. I only say that coz I'm a bike nut :P

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Haha, the downside of all bikes, speedo never goes past 299 unless you fit 1 yourself.

"yea, I've done over 300kmh".

"oh yea, prove it"!!!

"Fuck"!!!!

Haha bugger, worst I've had is a bird hit my front wheel, cut him clean in half! Glad you're safe mate

@KOSKESH43 No i just thought it was pretty funny that a bike would have lunch control. And yes, I know you meant launch. And yes, I did fuck up sayin it had ABS, was thinking of something completely different, least I'm man enough to admit it, unlike some of these other Internet yokels...But tbh,...

Am I late? bahaha

Whenever I see a Simmo tribute I can't help but feel sad, same as any other rider even if I don't know them. But it was the best way to send him off, hopefully heaven is 1 big racetrack that is changing to what you feel like doing at the time.

@sinordby Yea, I own a 2011 R1 and to be honest, he really did get a shit start, and so did the porsche. Weird place to start, around a corner and traffic coming?

I've raced a few porsches and gotten way better starts than that. All I'm sayin is maybe they were both concentrating on traffic more...

Gah!! Crashing, not fun. I've had my share of retarded rider errors, and some crazy drivers, but thats a whole different story, well we all get that, the life of riding!! And btw, if those pants you wear have a bunch of flowers on the top near the hip, they're the same as a friend of mine. And ni...

I would've been more surprised if the kid did controlled donuts and not just a quick throttle whoop! spin....Any kid can do that if they can reach the peddals. But in saying that, not all kids have A FUCKING R8!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha fightin over keys reminds me of my mates, Arguing at lights, sword fighting (not real swords, arms with a flat hand as if you're gonna bitch slap someone), good times!

Ride safe

Karate instructor?

@gorillagirlgorilla you can also see him trying to steer the front wheel instead of countersteer. Suppose countersteering also comes with correct positioning but still.....not cool when it happens.

The duke....need I say more??

I would beat that guy for wrecking my bike!! did he drive off?? Just get licence plate from vid xD hes buggered either way!!!!!

watching back too, there seems to be a bit of a bump at the same area where the road surface changes slightly at 40-45, maybe roadworks previously?

My first indication of him never getting it....rollin sleeves down....nice protection bud, shredded on impact, 2nd....see how he got on the bike!!!!!!!!!!! 3rd.....pull clutch in man "whats the clutch?"

haha i wouldn't let him start on a 250, maybe a 50cc scooter?

Should move to Australia, RIDING ALL YEAR ROUND NO WAY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......it's true. Winter? What is this winter you speak of? No but seriously, our definition of winter is when we're not sweating our arse cracks off when we're in our undies with a cold bea...

@NickMayteePK Haha thats so true!!

on another note, he's no squid, I'm guessing he's just bored riding on a long stretch of road, americans love long....ahh...roads. I have a blue/white R1, red/white makes it look pinkish! Cool leathers but.

I live in Australia, and damn it gets ridiculously hot, but that doesnt mean I'm going to wear just a shirt and thongs (flip flops for you non aussies, don't make fun!!) coz honestly, drivers over hear just...SUCK!!! There are a few definitions of squid I might take out, but generally its just gu...

hahaha I use all of those, maybe not the turning....I tend to use what they call an idicator, or blinker. Good stuff, ride safe.