"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen Roberts
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color." --Don Hirschberg
"It is said that men may not be the dreams of the Gods, but rather that the Gods are the dreams of men." -- Carl Sagan
"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" -- Epicurus
"Humanity without religion is like a serial killer without a chainsaw." -- unknown
"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason." -- Benjamin Franklin
"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
"Creationists make it sound like a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night." -- Isaac Asamov
"Gods are fragile things; they may be killed by a whiff of science or a dose of common sense." -- Chapman Cohen
"No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means." -- George Bernard Shaw
"Why should I allow that same God to tell me how to raise my kids, who had to drown His own?" -- Robert G. Ingersoll
"Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned." -- unknown
"Lighthouses are more helpful than churches." -- Benjamin Franklin
"I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman!" -- Homer Simpson