Writ In Water

@ OP: ...mostly.

A lot of the books I've read also contain a thirteenth page; it's how I know that Eli Whitney, Steve Gutenberg, and Martina Navratilova are all card-carrying Illuminati plotting to merge the exhumed brain of Robert Kennedy with modern nanotechnology to usurp control of the fifth Venusian moon and...

If conspiracy theorists could offer sane conjecture they might, on occasion, be taken seriously. THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE TO YELL, YOU SEE.

*Also, this video made my balls itch. ...Anyone?

lol...what a dick

@hammerzforbellz - If by 'catches on okay', you're saying, 'sounds like dropping a sixteenth note at the end of every measure', then sure.

Washed is right -- don't neglect your right hand.

- Love all the questions, "Is there any practical application (of abstract spatial geometry)?" ...Answer: not really, if you live in a cave. This is why your only achievements are on video games.

@MTMENTTV Classically awesome. Temporarily upping your attention span to two seconds does not make you a sleuth. :D

3 stars for douching.

Of course there's a gay agenda. Just like there's a Christian agenda, a Muslim agenda, a capitalist agenda, a socialist agenda, a white agenda, a Chinese agenda and a male agenda and an oleo industry agenda...The only thing that makes them seem like conspiracies is all these fools pretending the...

@xxdreamsxx100 Oh, no! Don't get me wrong; I laughed the first 800,000 times I saw this done before. It's just tired. ...And yeah, it's kinda your fault.

@dbrogs11 When you're older, you'll understand how sarcasm works. Until then, stop coming to YouTube on your jackoff breaks. Also, 'Hinduist' is a word you made up - the word you want to use here is 'Hindu' - following it with 'fucktard' just makes you golden.

@janityy OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. Misdirect anger much? ...Or you could pursue a meaningful existence - be warned though, you'll have to leave your computer desk. It's probably not worth it.

@bballcrewz On a side note, it's too bad you spent that hundreds (lmao) on Mentos, dickneck. =]

@wyattearp985 - Which is different from, "Every knee will bow and every tongue confess" in what regard exactly? ...Didn't think so.

@thousandthys: Their talent is low fidelity.

@calirider209 CHALLENGE: You tell me a spot on this track were passing is impossible and I'll find you footage of it happening. Now go ahead and dodge the question, genius.

@templetonbob ...As was the doctor who told you, "This happens to alot of men."

@MA3POLO Read that last sentence again, junior.

@endurocatfish I'm sorry - the point is lost on you.

@carsoncapps You're getting closer - and I certainly appreciate the effort - but it's pretty obvious this was your Mom's standard answer to your whining about being weened. Keep trying!

@OldSchoolNascar Apology accepted...once you've change this bullshit title.

@dmx1650 Franchise mode lasts as many years as you like. You may hold a fantasy draft and take that roster into the beginning of your franchise; after your first season, you will have the option to participate in in the actual off-season training and draft processes. You will also have the opti...

...What is it like when arguing on YouTube about inane bullshit is the highlight of your existence?

SPOILER: She gets outta the fuckin' chair.

@dalar48 That's not what irony is, Alanis. You're confusing it with coincidence, just like every other d-bag who puts on airs like that.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

@joolsmcsweeney I think the best ad for our country is all the shitty Brits who come to the American-founded site YouTube.com to express their opinions. Is bitching to each other over crumpets like little poofs growing stale? ...Things that don't matter: You.

@F4err5ari8Italia ...Comeback FAIL.

@dustin666555 You, sir, are no Steven Kinser.

Oh you totally got me! And with a dick in your mouth, at that! ...Queef.

6 presets x 4 tire sets = 24 "permutations". Great job on the pedantic vocab, not such a great job exploring the game options.

How to say, "WHAT THE FUCK?" in this language?

HOW MANY TIMES CAN THIS POOF FAKE HIS OWN DEATH BEFORE YOU MENTAL GIANTS START TO RECOGNIZE THE FORMULA? Fuck.