About this user
Humanoid (at least mostly), incredibly attractive (to hamsters), Intelligent (compared to hamsters) and wittless (or witty... not sure if those word have different meanings)
Country
United States
Occupation
I am a Poet but I make extra money mowing people lawns and teaching Plasma Physics to homeless people.
Interests
Competitive Pie Eating, Pond Watching, Incessant warbling