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@Krazy48Killer The screencap for this video shows a person lying on the ground and the title "High School Quarterback Reggie Garret Dies [...]". People opening this video would expect it to feature video of Reggie Garret dying. Don't bother lambasting them for their sick nature of wanting to see ...

My favorite pet is my hamster Ninny. He can't compete versus other high schools because he weighs 4 ounces, but I managed to convince an opposing coach in a meet where we were being outscored 83-0 to let their 223 pound heavyweight to throw a match to him. Ninny was all over that wrestler. He did...

@dbellinasr AP is the best RB hand's down, but I can't rememer any one individual run of his that even approaches Lynch's run. Plus, Lynch's was in the playoffs, to put away the defending champion.

Why did Ming start unstealthed? He was getting his ass kicked, it's not like Sunken needed the advantage.

p.s. I am not a spokesman or internet operative for the company. The erasers are fucking awesome.

This fishing inspector and the 15 year old from a nearby mine are my heroes from Gold Rush Discovery Channel Subsidizes Idiots Alaska. Both show about a thousand (no, infinity) more sense, expertise, and concern than the morons who came up from Oregon to try to make millions.

The obvious sorrowf...

Ah, the Great Northwest. Rugged, Individual, Girl-Screaming.

This Lynch signature play features great use of nigga arms. He starts boss with the right off-arm, then switches the ball to his right hand and just trucks motherfuckers with his bionic left arm. The run is a great demonstration of when a nigga's left arm can have it's own zip code. If I was alon...

@anthmar35 That has nothing to do with parenting. Or, if it does, what kind of awful parent are you calling a person an idiot? What example is that? Hypocrite.

@brandonsneed99 Uh, okay, "Blacks" invented rock, let's accept this. "Blacks" didn't then give rock to the masses and insitute a paradigm shift--that was Elvis' doing. Sorry Little Richard, "rock" as a musical phenomenon took Elvis to introduce it. Perhaps "blacks" invented rock. "whites", at lea...

raul fucking malo

lol this is unbelievably awesome!

Idra is such a pussy.

Why is Cary Elwes speaking with a British accent? I don't...wait, holy shit. I had no idea.

And one more point...since Walsh brings up the Holocaust. Plenty of people collect memorabilia from high-ranking Nazis. Check an episode of Pawn Stars, or visit a museum, etc. and you'll see it. Does he think all collectors of this stuff loves Naziism, and that's why they collect it?

If I buy a...

Why is this hideous negro interferring with Shakira's song? WTF IS GOING ON HERE

So, is it that each time Jeremy "speaks" it's analogy for a bullet from his gun upon his classmates? Not trying to add any controversy; just wondering if this is right.

goddamn, that thing is awesome! I love the turkey leg, and hangable Luke. I'm going to buy this Star Wars Lego set!

Are there any Jedi Wampas in the Expanded Universe? Man that would be so awesome.

Madonna should've stayed in this zone instead of become a lesbian slut with torpedo tits and shaved eyebrows.

LOL go Probert. Forsberg on the bench looks like he just saw the grim reaper.

(HE DID)

test me out. please, I beg you. I will utterly fail the test for you, but utterly succeed for me.

Jada is so damn hot from body to mind. I'd definitely marry her.

And she seems to be a skilled gastroenteroligist. White girls--enema that out you whores. Dumb white girls.

I think the best approach to broach anal sex is to stick yon penis in yon anus, and wait for either "ooh baby" or "wtf are you doing". If the latter, pretend you don't hear for a few seconds, and pound the ass even harder until you pull out and say "whatever you say! I completely respect your sex...

You rethinkin' it now? LOL

WHOOO WHOOO 1st/2nd ROUND PLAYOFFSS THEN OUT WHOOOO LESS THAN DWADE BY HIMSELF ZOMG WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

CAN BIG 3 SEVEN-PEAT 2nd ROUND AND OUT!!?? DYNASTY!!

I just realized the interviewer for LeBron the greatest douche Player is Jim Gray the greatest douche Interviewer. All they need to throw in is Ultimate Warrior, Phil Mickelson, the late Scott Helveston, God, Kurt Busch, Chevy Chase, and Puck from MTV's The Real World and they'd have the douchefe...

Ah, I remember this. So awkward. Gained a lot of respect for Pete Rose here. He was just trying to honor every MLBer at hand and enjoy the moment as a baseball player, and Jim Gray went after his gizzard in a douchelike manner repeatedly, and still Pet tried to either a) answer quickly and succin...

@sproutamation lol shut up. too many words to justify yourself. wut

Holy crap this interviewer is a total asshole. wtf

Beautiful. Perfect.

wtf, so hunter's get a stealth that is immune to aoe, traps, fear, etc. SLAP IN THE FACE TO ROGUES!!

At least tell me you can't camoflague in combat?

Phenomenal. What a tough, competitive dude.

I'm an athiest but hell, I'll pray just once for his shoulder being okay the rest of his career. Poor guy.

@63gstone To eat it? You're saying "Bosbok" ate the boar?

"Cruel" isn't just in the effects. It's also in the minds of the predator/hunter. A Cheetah bringing down an antelope isn't doing so for "sport", he's doing so because he needs to eat and he can't just decide to not kill the antelope and ...