The Perifractic Files

Intro(alienab)duction:

Not to be confused with PDF Files, the Phoney-Files are actually Video-Files in real life.

The genuine videos and live re-recordings you are about to see (if you dare) were created by a specialist crack team of scientists working undercover in a secret lavatory.

They contain what basically boil down to (if you put them in a saucepan) very real videos of unsuspecting humanoids. And there are even some normal videos too - amazing!

You'll laugh, cry, scream and wet yourself. If you want.

Note: A small number of visitors to this site have reported that they spontaneously combusted after playing The P-Files. This is a bug in our software. To correct it, use a fire extinguisher. You have been warmed.

Also, remember that what you are about to witness is not a joke. Even though it is.

BUT REMEMBER - the names have been changed to protect the insolent.

AND REMEMBER - don't forget things.

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