The Temple of Pein-sama

... Is Pinkie trying to entice Rarity into poking around her vagina?

Says the reptile trying to bone a mammal.

- U NO LIKE ME?!!!!

I saw the thumbnail, and thought "Discord + Celestia + Kamelot?! I don't know if I'm ready for such epicness!". Then I saw it was Take That, and immediately thought "Phew!". Nothing against Take That, just that the Kamelot song would most certainly have been a lesson in insane awesomness.

Pinkie: QUICK! HIT HIM WITH A PARADOX!

Rarity: Why-

Twilight: If a crocodile steals a child and promises to give it back if the father guesses whether the crocodile will really give the child back or not, what would happen if the father answers that the crocodile will keep the child?

Discord: ...

Amma leave before this battle begins!

Applejack: That's where your wrong pardner!

Discord: Why, whatever do you mean?

Applejack: *holds out hoof* Tree fiddy.

And the whole world did tremble as every pony across the land looked to the sky and called out in a chorus:

NO FUCKING SHIT!

Suddenly I want to see Twilight and Spike do a parody of Frankenstein.

Cue Pinkie.

Scootaloo: You got the touch! You got the power!

Hasbro lawyers: *slo mo dive* NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

BRACE FOR EPIC!

@lefr33man Not if you have the Conditioning perk!

@PeinsDisciple Alright, to the dozens of people that replied, yes, I agree with you, Pegasus ponies are the only non magic way to clear up the clouds and wrap up winter properly. But then let me ask; why is this considered the "Earth pony way"? Either the Earth ponies had their own way of dealing...

Rainbow: Pinkie... draping her body over mine... making sexy sounds... must... resist... wing boner!

Sorry; Aygiggs made me do it.

If it is, there can only be one culprit! *points dramatically to Canterlot*

Celestia: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Twilight is now everyone's mother.

Might be a little more intimidating if he didn't look like he missed the toilet break.

You wanna know how I got these scars?

All bronies named Hugh are getting an erection right about now.

0:03 Who thinks Pinkie looks drunk and Fluttershy looks stoned?

Well I'd hope not; that's not your unit of currency!

It's funny how often she gets to say that.

That's what the Princess calls it, though the packet says "Rohypnol".

Pinkie: Isn't she the most Cherrichanga? I mean, Chimmicherry?

Must be Saturday night

I'd offer input, but I've never heard of this "Sunday morning" of which she speaks.

Hasbro: SHIT, ANOTHER ONE!

Pinkie: Now THERE'S an idea!

Why don't you ask your mother?

Trixie: Anything you can do I can do better.

Pinkie: Can you do this? *waves computer mouse like nunchuk*

Applejack: Where in tarnation did you get that?!

Me: OI!

Close eyes, listen to video. If you get boner, the congratulations!

... Me musta

Looks like Fluttershy's got a little something in her Private Pansy.

And this is why Twilight is Moles- I mean, Celestia's student!

RARITY SMASH!

Without the sound, this scene looks kind of like it's from a noir film.

Well, we all know what a noir film needs right?! ALCOHOL!

Applejack: Check!

SMOKING!

Spike: Check!

FEMME FATALE!

Derpy: Che-

Rarity: Check!

Derpy: *pouts at wall*

Oh Rarity, bad can be good you know. So go on. Be bad. Be VERY bad!

I used to find it strange that every time she showed up I kept hearing someone yelling "BIIIIIITCHH!!!!". Then my sister came in and told me to shut the fuck up.

Applejack: Taking ass and kicking names!

Braeburn: Some say I come on too strong *presses forehead to Applejack's* but I say they're spouting nonsense!

Applejack: And I say you're about an inch away from a date with Bucky and Hanks!

Pinkie: Hey, you know what this calls for?!

Fluttershy: What?!

9 hours later.

Pinkie: A PARTY!

Fluttershy: *jumps* Oh thank goodness, I thought you weren't talking to me anymore!

Pinkie: When it's time to party we must party hard! *smashes face into cinderblock* PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD!

Pinkie Pie is like Pepé Le Pew no? And yet, I think that if a stripe were to be painted down Pinkie's back, the tables would turn, am I right?

Spike shows up dressed in a robe: Beware, Private Pansy. Dislike leads to anger, anger leads to... passion...

Smart Cookie: Uh... why are you staring at Princess Platinum? An' why are you drooling?

Spike: ... and passion leads to My Little Poontang!

I was about to ask if she spits or swallows.

Never mind.

Big Mac: *thinks* I find it pretty strange that those two somehow managed to wriggle their way into our scrum without any of us managing to notice til now. Perhaps working in the direct sunlight for so long is starting to have its effect on our senses. Even so, best to address this situation in o...

Teacher buying alcohol from her student. Aw yeah.