About this user
This is a fake profile for a real girl...
Age
56
Hometown
Where my monkey was
Country
United Arab Emirates
Occupation
Zamboni driver
Schools
I am a fully-rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and three gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting the Shit Kicked Out of Me.
Interests
Mac n Cheese