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15 Things to do when your in Walmart, Target, or any other varied department store!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
"PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream...
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15.Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Friendship (And no, not that sissy crap that you get from those stupid poems. This is the god dang truth. AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!)

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.
2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

♥I Wish I Can Change A Guy's Mind♥
Put this on your channel if u have ever been rejected!

"I'm standing out in the rain,I need to know if it's over"-Nick Jonas & Miley Cyrus

They tell me to forget about a guy that rejects you cuz' they're not worth it, but i still don't believe it!

You say Love Song, I say Love Bug
You say Take a Bow, I say Take a Breath
You say 4 Minutes, I say 6 Minutes
You say 4:12, I say 7:05
You say Hey There Delilah, I say Hello Beautiful
You say Move Along, I say Move On
You say 'in a bit', I say A Little Bit Longer
You say 'one sec', I say Hold On
You say 'help', I say SOS
You say 'BFF', I say Just Friends
You say 'tomorrow', I say Tonight
You say I'm stuck in the past, I say We're the Kids of the Future
You say I'm obsessed, I say I'm in love
You say JB suck, I say you're wrong
You say I'm crazy, I say I am What I am!
You ask me 'Why do you love the Jonas Brothers?
♥I Say Why Are You Asking Such A Dumb Question

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