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Love the bongos. Go bongo man BO!

Lead singers got a very cool voice.

Yeah but his wife is really fat

S'all about the OLD SCHOOL!

Dunkin Donuts HAPPY HOUR is almost over!

Deaf people are asking WHAT SO COOL ABOUT IT?

AAA membership anyone?

ZX looks so much tougher anyway.

I'd rather cruise in a ZX than a FAST & MORONIC car anytime!

Two things:

1) It's not a NISSAN 280zx...it's a DATSUN!

2) If water gets into your intake, it' cant be compressed and explodes - the pistons will try so hard they will pop through the engine block.

H2O = water. Sure there's hydrogen but DAMN if you hit a bump and some water vapor goes through t...

great for about 3 days.

then Id want a real pool

0:30

He ramped the jump off his HEEL SIDE edge...and he landed on his rooskie ass.

NEVER ramp a jump off your heel edge - it puts your weight on your backside and makes you off kilter in the air. DAMN hard to recover from a "ass weighted" jump!

0:57 Does the same thing...HEEL SIDE ramp = fall!

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Two rules about snowboard jumping:

1) Speed bump your jump.

Roll over your jump at "speed bump" speed.

Know you take off area and landing area surfaces & clearances.

2) NEVER ramp off your heel side edge!

Notice how the last edge he rode before lift off was his heel edge?

Once you are on your h...

MONK's captain stottlemeyer!

2:08 "free G or Free GS"

2:48 "So you could put this into your pocket..."

HOW STUPID ARE YOU dreg-bordom?

It's a clip you moron! Clip to the belt, your outside of your pants pocket or the edge of your mouth so you mumble words like "free G or free GS"

TH TH TH - say it THHHHH reeeee, THREE G S...

So from a 3 paragraph instruction, you decided to stretch this out to a painful 10 minute demo?

I left the room and made a damn sandwich before you were done!

$25,000!

Just think of how many waiters you can stiff with 5% tips justin!

You can live off $25000 in your 1987 VW camper van!

@MichaelinDenmark :

what does a gay horse eat?

HEY HEY HAY!!

Too bad they closed that bar. Ive been there and it was actually pretentious as you'd think.

I chose C, final answer.

@FogRaw

AWESOME translation!

I beat a flusher! Sounds like an assault on your plumber!

$1.00 or $20,000,000 - they all do the same shit.

Sitting on the curbside waiting to die.

You have money to leave and improve your life and do fun things but no, gotta die at 23.

More cops?

Yeah, let the cops do all the work 24 7 and when there isn't 3 cops per black person, blame the cops when the blacks go jungle crazy.

How about much MUCH bigger punishments.

Like 5 years for assault.

10 for second offense.

Homies can't run at full speed when the fashion statement is ...

BIGGEST BLOOPER:

3:15 "There is more bloopers out there!"

It's called ENGLISH kuldioxid!

Bloopers = plural

is = singular

are = plural

There "ARE" more bloopers out there!

There "IS" nothing worse than a nit picking moron!

WILL SMITH is an amazing actor - leave him (and Britney Spears) alone!

H...

"And you call yourself Jeff Gordon."

Best line. Surreal.

BIG SHOUT OUT TO SEAN F!

(no idea but he owns the case behind Brad)

4:00 that old western theme sounded kick ass!

Brad:

How to improve your video...

1) Bring in Jason Alexander to make silly comments.

2) Bring in William Shatner (for any reason)

3) Bring in your hot wife Kimberly - she's a great sport.

GOTH chicks are hot!

Cute kid, I thought she was the actual singer - I was impressed.

I was never bullied. I never bullied.

The BREAK SHIT method does work.

Science class, had water shot at me using a 2 foot long glass test tube when the teacher wasn't in the room.

I got up, grabbed it out of h...

Can the front wheel take the abuse from hard turns and renters?

I mean HARD TURNS like power slides at high speeds.

AJ ("JJ" Cook's the the reason for TiVo and slow mo.

The cast is amazing. Each is fun to watch alone but as one cast!...I can watch this show even if I've missed the first 30 minutes.

I especially love the Mandy Patinkin episodes.

"Dead Like Me" showed me how well he is as a leader character....

Did you know the people in the back of the plane are more likely to be ignored while the people in first class will be given champagne as the flight plummets to the earth at unsurvivable speeds?

I always look which way Bubbles goes.

She's the best dancer at the club and worth the private dance fee!

Try this sign:

"MOM WAS WRONG, I CAN'T BECOME PRESIDENT. PLEASE HELP"

Brick $1

4 rolls of TP $2

Can of shaving cream $2.59

Revenge...Priceless.

Unable to find housing in a ski resort like...oh I dunno, say Telluride?

TIPS:

Heated garage of a condo or timeshare.

Park in unassigned, far away spot after 11pm.

Leave by 6:30 or 7am.

Shower at public restrooms ($1.25 for 5 minutes).

Get to know the staff at local B&B's = shower

Have the cool ...