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PassionForPasta
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Brave Austrian Pastafarian fights persecution from the majority and wins the right to wear a pasta strainer- FSM be praised!
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6 months ago
Pastafarian Wins Court Victory!!! (Flying Spaghetti Monster FTW!!!)
Niko Alm first applied for the license three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons. ...
This story brings tears to my eyes, what a brave Pastafarian! He fought against persecution by the majority, he fought for equal rights- may FSM shower him in hot saucy blessings! This man is an inspiration to all Pastafarians!
Ramen!!!
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Atheists Raise Money For Church
Atheists are raising money for a church that was allegedly vandalized in the name of the pseudo-religion Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ce...
THEY ARE NOT TRUE PASTAFARIANS!
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
@Amritizcool66
FSM is THE creator of the universe, he created the universe 4,000 years ago whilst drunk. If FSM can create the universe so finely tuned for life, and Earth without any flaws for humans while tanked up on rum, imagine how much better his creation would be when sober!
FSM is also,...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
@Amritizcool66
I believe FSM is the uncaused cause. He created the universe with his drunken creativity which is why the universe isn't necessarily perfect for us but yet fine tuned for us! No other reason is logical.
"Spaghetti is material. The cause is immaterial."
You tripped up again ;) The...
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
@TVOham
"Creationists will do anything to disprove Evolution nowadays"
Evolutionists will do anything to prove evolution nowadays just so they can indulge their lives in sulking. Poor angry atheists!!! Boohoo!
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
The mistake you are making is that FSM, the creator of the laws of logic is subject to them. That's not true, since almighty FSM created the laws of logic, he can "break" those laws of logic! He can be material and immaterial in the same time, he can be A and not A in the same time! Isn't that wo...
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
@Birdieupon
"A god made out of noodles is impossible because such material is subject to the spatio-temporal realm"
It's not impossible because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is all powerful!
"God must be immaterial and transcendent, rather than a lump of food!"
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is all...
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
@Amritizcool66
1) Everything that begins to exist has a cause
2) The universe has a cause
Logically, the universe needs to have been created by something uncaused, SENTIENT (no need to prove this, it's the logical answer), with infinite appendages. Modern scientists are looking towards STRING th...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
@Birdieupon
ID IS a better candidate than evolution *poof!* into existence! Do you seriously believe that cats gave birth to dogs? Evolution nis like watching a boat build itself, AHAHAHAHA! But we were all created in the image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (eyes, appendages/arms) in his drunk...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
The 'Flying Spaghetti Monster' & The Evidence For God: Dr. William Lane Craig
"That people could think that belief in God is anything like the groundless belief in a fantasy monster shows how utterly ignorant they are of the ...
Meat balls are his symbolic eyes...But also, the meat balls is in the correct ratio with the carbohydrates (noodles) and fat present.
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1 year ago
Sharia courts conquer UK
A recent study by think tank Civitas concluded there are around 85 Sharia courts currently operating in Britain, of which merely a dozen work withi...
This is one of the many reasons why you must implement a Pastafarian state. You may not believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, you may reject the holy prophet Johnny Depp (ship - shower him in pasta), but we will still treat you respectfully. You cannot expect the same with these clowns who thi...
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Blasphemy Challenge: Flying Spaghetti Monster Style
Believe it or not, there are people out there who believe that the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a real church. I'm here to set the re...
Blasphemy!!! :(
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I Am More Moral Than God | Atheist Experience
What is The Atheist Experience?
The Atheist Experience is a weekly cable access television show in Austin, Texas, geared at an atheist and non-ath...
@nowayout001
Which is why you need an absolute authority (The Flying Spaghetti Monster), otherwise you can't have an objective morality (mind independant). You see, FSM is the absolute authority, whatever he says is moral, is moral, so it's objective. But do not fear, FSM has a good nature, he w...
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ATHEISM: Why The Hate?
In this video I dig into the root cause of Atheist anger and bitterness.
The reason why atheists hate you is because you make no bones about putting them down and calling them immoral. But we Pastafarians know that atheists can be good people too, atheists don't hate us. Want to know why? Because we don't stomp all over them, give love and get love :)
Ramen!
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An Atheist meets God
Jesus is real you can't denied this
He will be back soon so better preapere to His return!
I'm still waiting for them to find the one true religion - Pastafarianism!
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
Arizona Cracking Down On Teacher Accents
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not discriminate based on accents, he only cares for the quality of your personality, your knowledge etc. But personally, I've always found the French and Latino accent in females to be quite erotic...
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Oil Spill Might Be Message From God - Ted Turner
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No, the message is not from god, but from the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The message (as I know his will) is this:
Stop using oil!
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Christian ruins his chances on the Atheist Experience Show
This is why the Shockofgod "Atheist Checkmate" question doesn't work: it requires a dishonest person to come up with this shit.
Proof for my claim...
I WANT PROOF AND EVIDENCE THAT NON-BELIEF IN THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER IS ACCURATE AND CORRECT.
If you claim that it's just made up you fail because that's no proof! "Atheists are assholes", the reason you say this is because you have oppressed atheists so much they are angry at you and right...
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Vegetarians/raw fooders taste better too if you know what I mean *wink wink*
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Science Saved My Soul.
Yes, many of those thinkers to whom I owe my mental freedom were religious, like Newton, a Christian, who believed God made the Earth but who then ...
@seedsofgrace
Did you know the Flying Spaghetti Monster is more loving, more understanding and compassionate than the god of the bible? For example, the Flying Spaghetti Monster would not torture you for eternity because you would not believe, instead you will be judged on how well you treated o...
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Science Saved My Soul.
Yes, many of those thinkers to whom I owe my mental freedom were religious, like Newton, a Christian, who believed God made the Earth but who then ...
@TurboDally
Do you like physics? Because in physics we have something called the STRING theory :) Do you know what that means? It is irrefutable proof that there is something STRINGY with the universe :) What is STRINGY? Why spaghetti of course! What is spaghetti like and responsible for the cre...
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Science Saved My Soul.
Yes, many of those thinkers to whom I owe my mental freedom were religious, like Newton, a Christian, who believed God made the Earth but who then ...
Pastafarianism doesn't execute or persecute those who leave it :) Other religions give threats of hellfire and death for apostacy :) A sound philosophy does not demand the death of the apostate or condemnation to eternal punishment :)
Therefore Pastafarianism is the one true religion :)
Ramen!
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THE TRUTH ABOUT McDONALD's FOOD by Mr. Dan McDonald, the liferegenerator
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*Check out my INTERVIEW about HEALTH for INSPIRATION!
MacDonald's takes advantage of the fact that our bodies used to get as much of salt and sugar in our diet as much as possible because it was RARE. Now that we have plenty of food, lots and lots of it, we now have TOO MUCH sugar and salt!
I love your hair btw, you have been drinking too much tropi...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
William Lane Craig: The Artful Dodger
The first premise of the Kalam Cosmological Argument is that "Everything which begins to exist has a cause".
We are left wondering on what ground ...
@Mathenaut
I assume he plays the card that atheists do when it comes to Christianity, but the evidence clearly supports MY position!
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William Lane Craig: The Artful Dodger
The first premise of the Kalam Cosmological Argument is that "Everything which begins to exist has a cause".
We are left wondering on what ground ...
What William forgets is that he is making arguments that can be used to argue the FSM exists...In fact, those arguments PROVE that the FSM exists! Come out William, don't be ashamed to be a Pastafarian, grow your beard like you did in the old days, I'll go get you some pirate gear- you'll be a pr...
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Why Call Him God?
When should an omnipotent, omniscient, benevolent Being be expected to do anything god-like? Here's our take on the subject.
God aka (the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an easy-to-understand disguise) works in mysterious ways. He wants people to have the free will to cause others harm, where's the fun in everyone being goodie two shoes or being stopped just the moment they are about to commit a crime? Have you ever played...
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1 year ago
Top Ten Creationist Arguments
We hear the same Creationist arguments SO OFTEN, we decided to assemble our 10 favorites and address them here. Feel free to use this video as a r...
Dear atheist, your desire to avoid living the life that the FSM has destined for you has left you living in a state of chaos. Your non-FSM based theories of heliocentrism, friction, global warming are designed to avoid invoking any intelligent being behind it.
Your stance of "just because we hav...
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1 year ago
Top Ten Creationist Arguments
We hear the same Creationist arguments SO OFTEN, we decided to assemble our 10 favorites and address them here. Feel free to use this video as a r...
@BlueAvantiGuy
You're an atheist? Let me point out some facts to you buddy:
People atheists have killed: millions
People theists have killed: millions
People pastafarians have killed: 0
And besides, atheists reject any possibility of a godbeing the same way that theists reject any possibility of...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
Top Ten Creationist Arguments
We hear the same Creationist arguments SO OFTEN, we decided to assemble our 10 favorites and address them here. Feel free to use this video as a r...
@Yotashi
Saying the Earth is round is not good enough, beacuse anyone can know this especially if they are familiar with boats. Pirates would know about this well! When you see a ship sail away, you don't see it just get smaller, you the tallest part of the ship dissappear first - therefore the E...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
Top Ten Creationist Arguments
We hear the same Creationist arguments SO OFTEN, we decided to assemble our 10 favorites and address them here. Feel free to use this video as a r...
@Mr88playmaker
Both atheists AND theists are illogical dummies, there are only three options:
1) An old man with magical powers did it
2) Everything came from nothing
3) FSM drunk and full of creative energies created the universe imbuing it with his markings of squiggliness.
The FSM didn't ne...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
Top Ten Creationist Arguments
We hear the same Creationist arguments SO OFTEN, we decided to assemble our 10 favorites and address them here. Feel free to use this video as a r...
@Yotashi
"until 1100 A.D. the world believed earth was flat"
Eratosthenes proved that the Earth was a sphere long before that, he would have made a good Pastafarian.
"...but since (estimated) 3500 B.C. the bible said it was round."
The Earth is not round, it is a sphere, an oblate sphere. In th...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
Top Ten Creationist Arguments
We hear the same Creationist arguments SO OFTEN, we decided to assemble our 10 favorites and address them here. Feel free to use this video as a r...
@JasonPMartin
Me too, but you have to look at the full moon not half the moon:
People killed by atheists: millions
People killed by theists: millions
People killed by Pastafarians: none
From this it should be quite clear that Pastafarian societies are more likely to rid of the problems that we h...
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PassionForPasta
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1 year ago
Iran -History of Zoroastrians
History of Zoroastrians
@Nur726
"Bahais, Zarthusts and other persian are just total stupid. Hope they all will rot in hell. This chracterless, indecent, mannerless, arrogant bastards always a shit."
What a peaceful, tolerant & humble religion you follow!
The religion of Pastafarianism does not promote hatred, or hate s...
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Iran -History of Zoroastrians
History of Zoroastrians
@Nur726
May the Flying Spaghetti Monster increase the faith in Pastafarians and may he save those who have fallen from the path, may he show the disbelievers and haters the path,
Ramen :)
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Glenn Beck: Obama Will Shut Down Fox News
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Socialism and Capitalism? Do you guys have any idea how many people these systems have killed? We should recognise only one economic system, none of this mongrel style socio-capitalism crap. The economic system we must recognise is the one written in the gospels of FSM, follow this perfected syst...
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Output of Atheism
Atheism breaks science, it breaks families,it breaks generations,it breaks freedom and peace.it will helps to grow cults and violence.
In the dir...
My parents were militant atheists :( They said they would kill anyone who left the religion of atheism, I fled and found my true calling! If there wasn't a book from a being from a higher position, we would be raping, killing, stealing, molesting children without limits!
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Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 1)
Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 1).
The only people so stupid as to not understand the answer are the creationists themselves.
"Hello thunderf00t, did you know that the THEORY of evolution cannot explain how we were created, how gravity works, how babies are created so perfected? It can't explain those things so we can discard that THEORY scientifically speaking.
There is one solution to this that answers all these ques...
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Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 1)
Why do people laugh at creationists? (part 1).
The only people so stupid as to not understand the answer are the creationists themselves.
Hello thunderf00t, did you know that the THEORY of evolution cannot explain how we were created, how gravity works, how babies are created so perfected? It can't explain those things so we can discard that THEORY scientifically speaking.
There is one solution to this all that answers all these q...
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The fastest growing religion according to its size is Pastafarianism. Do you see Islam or Christianity doubling every year? No. But Pastafarian does. I calculate within my life time that Pastafarianism will over take Christianity and Islam as it grows expotentially! Almighty FSM has blessed worsh...
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PassionForPasta said:
Obviously these two have not been blessed by the noodly appendage. Alas, we must pray to almighty FSM that these spiritually unenlightened people come to the one true path: Pastafarianism. Brothers and sisters join me in prayer:
Oh lord! Thou have such a large appendage! So very gianormous! Pleas...
This is how young muslim girls embarrassed a big atheist Richard Dawkins
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PassionForPasta said:
@Silkenos FSM willing brother, it is heart warming to see another fellow Pastafarian spread the message of the lord, may he shower you with hot saucy blessings!
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