Oh man this took about 500 years to upload!
Ok so the products used are:
Mac Paints: Bare Canvas
No 7 from Boots..uh, black colour from ages ago.
Nars Duo: Jolie Poupee (the purple)
Bobbi Brown Shimmer Brick
Eyeliner (light purple/silver) from Sephora
Eyeliner (dark purple) from Chanel (ooh ;)

I don't remember the brand of the mascara and the liquid eyeliner but those are fairly generic products!

This was originally made for http://www.youtube.com/user/me wmewfatima
but I unfortunately didn't finish editing it and uploading it before her prom :( I'm so sorry!

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a video i made for the band I'm in, Skullglasses.

this was pretty rushed to enter the competition in time.. we'll try make better stuff soon :P But you know, if you hate it, please let me know in the comments! Those comments make me super happy!!

http://skullglasses.blogspot.c om

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I promise :)

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This is for real. It really does make your hair grow faster.

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Thank you so much I really appreciate it. I will eternally love you if you do it.

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portfolio video.. song by me.
you can download the song at http://wirrow.com

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Music video for JET's new single K.I.A. (killed in action)

CAST (in order of appearance):
Tom Sawyer
Ashley Morris
Ciera Payton
Ryan Hall
Stephanie Betlz
Stephanie Kula
Jonathan Benevento

CREW:
Director: Taige Jensen
Producer: Ryan Hunter
1st AD: Pavel Ezrohi
Cinematographer: Chase Bowman
Gaffer: Blake Eichenseer
Key Grip: Alexa Harris
Grip: Eric Williams
SPFX Makeup: Josh Potter
Location Manager: Michael Mizrahi
PA: Andy Torraco

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Britney's lil 16 year old sister Jamie is preggers!! Yayy! So Brit thought she wouldhelp her out with some childcare tips.

Mucho grande nachos to Peter and Nathan for their great help with 'scripting' this, and to SamProof for a line I ended up putting in the B-Sides version of this video (up soon on a channel near you!)

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http://www.youtube.com/samproo f

Link to the place I heard it first:
http://jezebel.com/335519/jami e+lynn-spears-is-pregnant

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sarcasm is just not funny, and doesn't make any sense.

OR IS IT?

if you don't get this, maybe you should not worry about it too much.

THIS VIDEO IS IN THE COMEDY CATEGORY FOR A REASON, PEOPLE.

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HAHAHAH I amuse myself.

This isn't supposed to be offensive to anyone, especially anyone from actual Carolina (And yeah, I know there's no WEST Carolina). I just couldn't believe how dense that Miss Teen South Carolina girl was. And did anyone notice the guy interviewing her?! It was only Slater out of Saved By The Bell!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =lj3iNxZ8Dww

thanks to visiblemode for the inspiration. You are a regular diamond. HAHAH but with more than 1000 subscribers.

UH! NEWSFLASH!
This video was on CNN!!!!!!!!
Link:
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/vid eo/offbeat/2007/08/28/moos.dum %20b.moments.cnn
If it doesn't work, click on the right hand side on that page where it says 'Dumb Moments'
Link on the xplx channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =1JmUH95RA6c

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Music by Decor:
http://www.myspace.com/decormu sic

This video was originally made back in July '06, after i read 'Memoirs of a Geisha'. A while after which, I recieved a myspace message from a chap called Tomas, who had painted a portrait of me from the video. I met him at the V&A Museum in london where the painting was on display, an event which, in a way, changed the course of my life. I left and returned 3 times before finally meeting him.

When i decided to take some of my videos down, to redub them, he contacted me again to say that he had some music that he'd made that i was welcome to use. Not only was the music exactly what i was looking for, but it was just so perfect to use one of his songs for the re-release of this particular video.

The painting was awesome, by the way.

Also, kudos to the guy behind http://origami.island-three.ne t/, who let me use his vector drawn origami lilies in my ident at the end.

Thankyou to everyone who has got me where i seem to be right now. You know who you are :)

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I don't really know what the point of this video is, but it was fun to make :)

the song is a public domain song called Yellow Bee, by Bertha Lee

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With makeup wipes!!!! Wipe them over your face, and lo, your face is instantly more beautiful!! Also lightens hair!!!

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