Uhm no. You see I actually see her every day. Thing is I could easily carry her if I wanted to.

Lulz wow. You need pure beef to get off. I, on the other hand, have a young fit girlfriend who's completely in love with me.

Actually 130 I believe.
And it's funny how you ignorantly add "online". Seriously dude you're fucking stupid.

Actually she's pretty lean and really adorable. Dumbass.

Actually we do.
And it's not like you could ever get a girl. Obviously an aspiring teenage musician has a much better chance than an antisocial middle-aged man with no life. :3

Lulz fake relationship? Funny thing is that we're together face to face like every day.

Well I have a fucking girlfriend so presumably I'm completely heterosexual. And you just insulted one of the most badass bands ever. Dude I'm pretty sure you were like one of those "trainables" back like 40 years ago. :3

Actually you're a fag and a pedophile for asking a 13 year old boy to suck your balls. Dumbass.

OHAI

bro ur hecka stupid iight u cnt hurt meh so stop trying