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Fuck tornadoes! one time I punched a tornado in the face, it folded like a bitch!

@shaheed79 black cats with short fur are the coolest ever! How do you know it's a she?

"youve killed me!" "good!" If this dialogue exchange has ever seriously occured between two people, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall that day!

just think guys, sexism free versions of all of our heroes! superman? now he is "superperson" catwoman? now she is "cathuman!"

@Knoh my favorite ever was "to hell with this buffalo banana wearing bastard bullshit!"

@gerardoporres I want to see one where Bill Cosby just goes totally nuts, like he screams "coo coo cachoo!" in a really high pitched voice, and hes tossing jello pudding and kodak max film everywhere!

I want this to be the song that plays as I die!

@dsourn well, I'll give you some of that, because the Terminator is from the future, and Robocop is from the nineties supposedly. But I still think Robocop would win, because Terminator is all machine, and one of the themes of Robocop was he is supposed to be the best of humanity AND machine. A...

I watch milf porn exclusively, so no one can accuse me of viewing child pornography!

In silent hill 3, the girl talks back to you. its not "ohh I cant do it" its no, I dont FEEL like reaching in there for the key".....damn bitch....

I guess this is what a super saiyan IRL would be like!

@Reviewcam1961 I guess they are used to nothing but fear out of thier victims, not used to having any bravado thrown at them. One time a cougar attacked some kids, and a camp counselor grabbed it and screamed in its face, and it ran off.

When will people learn that animals are just that, animals. They will attack without a second thought. all of these bear and chimp trainers are morons who are asking for it.

The darkness punched Superman and he BLED? How can a guy that can get killed by a hail of bullets still, make Superman bleed?

Here is my thing with gay people. Lesbians--- if they are not hot, who cares? if they are, it's a shame. A waste of anotherwise available woman. Gay guys....I love em! especially hot ones! You see, the thing is, every guy that is gay means less competition when your'e trying to get women!

@imkaminski31 Yea, 6 in 10 people who live here are a bunch of superstitious morons. Probably not thier fault though, they have been programmed since early childhood to think that way.

Politics are crap. The big scary guys behind the scenes really run everything, all of this about candidates and voting is just placating the public, making you feel like you have some say in matters.

@gsotto98 I can't get into those realistic war games. I served a tour in Iraq, and those games are a little TOO realistic for me. I like some fantasy elements in there, like Halo and this game.

I think its hilarious hearing about how some people toss the wii mote and damage thier tv, and then want to sue nintendo. What's next, a guy is going to throw a rock through his tv and try to sue god?

There is one rule that has no exception: movie licensed games ALWAYS suck hard.

@PuqTheBest maybe he accidentally pressed five buttons. his arm accidentally flew out, and his finger kept accidentally left clicking as his erratic arm kept slinging the mouse around, and he was like "augh og god I'm soo clumsy, ohh I must stop my arm....auughhh!!"

batman forever was such a pile of balls. I had it on the sega. I read the directions, and I tried. I really tried to be good at it. Some of my worst nightmares come from that game.

A storm that removed 6 foot under bodies from the ground?! Holy fuck balls!

did you see how he tossed those papers to that other guy? That's how I'm handing in paperwork from now on.

Hey, that could be a videogame- "1852.....skeletons on motorcycles!"

@Insane3OB there actually is a theatrical mode button that does that

this song is my new life's anthem!

fuck that redneck laptop shooter, hes just afraid of any dissenting voices.

what happens between the two on the security tape footage? I didn't get what was going on. Looked strange.

to hell with all of the fucking candidates, they are all as crooked as a three dollar bill.

I sure play fighters at least somewhat for the story. Remember Twisted Metal, (not technically a fighter but it fits) I would beat the campaign with every character, even ones I couldn't stand for the cool endings.

well as long as they get the feel of the darkness right. I loved how in the first game when youd bust it out, and the cool music would start playing, it was like yea, you clowns messed up now!

I wish everyone would stop this DMCA crap altogether and stop being such butthurt little babies about what someone else posts.

This is the best of the things about anime that drive us up the wall.

I think in response to Dicks first answer, I would stomp a mudhole in his ass, and then go have some kinky sex with that transgendered person to rub the liberal in that old bastards face

@oeruli I think Myers Brigg is the real deal. It was scary how accurate the ISTJ result description was of me.

Ill agree with one thing, the welfare checks. Its like a buddy said, the welfare check is essentially a "please dont be a criminal" check. give them just enough to string them along, because an inmate costs alot more than the amount of that welfare check.

the failsafe for nasty food dating is now prettymuch every sushi or otherwise nasty assed food place has a burger option

what is up with this new skip allowance phone ad? do phones nowadays really do that? I dont understand how anyone would tolerate a phone telling them you cant skip a song.

seeing as many times as you get found out, the batclaw disarm will be your best friend