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All I'm hearing is blah, blah, you are changing the definition therefore your argument doesn't count.

Check out the episode The Late Phillip J. Fry. I like the idea of an ever repeating universe...it dies out then explodes anew.

The Universe? Ever heard of the Big Bang?

So God went and shook up Japan but did shit when Nazis practically took out a shitload of His children? What, was he on his period this time or something?!

First O'Reilly, then Lamar. Are all Republicans stupid enough to believe that Colbert actually endorses them?

Stephen Colbert for President of South Carolina

@theraineydaze

He was on Pluto, which is why he agrees that it shouldn't be a planet.

The ICP probably missed this episode.

If evolution is a 'theory', then creationism is a lazy fairytale.

@UMANEDAKIDD19

It ain't a church sermon either.

@WestboroChurchVEVO

Sup, Westboro? I hear you've been reduced to inbreeding because no one else on Earth wants to share their genes with hick trash. Hey, did that dinosaur fuck Fred finally drop yet?

@XSoulXofXshadowX

You've never seen the abridged series, have you?

Kirk won.

Mr. Rogers won.

Beethoven's music lasted hundreds of years.

Bieber's ended back in 2011.

@FartyFace

"Because of the dangers to liberty and traditional values posed by the unexpected consequences of amending the Constitution to strip power from the states and the people and further empower Washington, I cannot in good conscience support the marriage amendment to the United States Con...

When she mentioned Justin Bieber, the judge's reaction is what the rest of the world with a brain had.

Bartender/Autobot

Best occupation ever.

@Jitty2227

They live in South Side of Atlantica. Watch out for them Shark Kings and Kelp Blood gangs.

How do they apply facial stuff without the water dissolving the hell out of it?

@Pimpledkey2200

He apologized for getting caught, not for being a disrespectful douche.

So today I had a job interview at a real nice company. I turned in my resume and got a whole slew of standard questions like, "Why are you interested in this company?", or "What are your strengths and flaws?".

And then they asked, "Why should we hire you?". I joked around and said, "Well...I'm n...