About this user
Has anybody seen my rubber penguin?
Age
43
Country
United Kingdom
Occupation
I'm the guy who glues sand on to bikini models
Schools
W Mitty Institute for the Criminally Schizoid
Interests
Freefall billiards, Trans-Alpino Segway Rallying, barefoot pigeon stamping, pickling Mormons in balsamic vinegar, rubber penguins, part-time Mafia hitman, close-combat tiddlywinks and stamp-collecting.