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Hi Guys. Wipe Your Feet before you step inside. I just cleaned the floor.
Wait? Who are you? What outrages things are you doings are you doing on my Channel? Get out of here! Go On! Get out! Get out the lot of you! I dont want strangers walking onto my Channel.

No...wait. Thats not right. Right or left? Right I think. Depends what way your looking. Are you facing me? That looks like your going left to me, but to you your going right.

Hello. Im Owen. Pleased not to meet you. No, pleased to Greet....Pleased to meet you, who ever you are. If I know you, have a biscuit. Have a Jammy Dodger. I would give you one, but I just ate it, so bugger off. I cant say that. Thats rude. OK. Toddle off instead.
My Name is Owen, if you didn't spot by the cheeky wee title at the top of my page.
What to know about me?? Nothing. I'm Boring.
Nah. I'm a bundle of fun I am. What's to know about me? Everything. I'm currently at the ripe age of 18, which doesn't say much for my immaturity. I was born on the 31st of March 1992, 6 weeks early, so I was a wee bundle of features to begin with. I live in the east coast of Scotland, in a small town not far from Scotland's biggest, if not best Landmarks, The Forth Road and Rail Bridges [Which by the way, if you find it funny, I once dropped a carrot off the road bridge. Dont ask why it was a carrot. I have a vendetta against carrots]
The thing is, about living in Scotland that a lot of people seem to think that we have nothing. No Electricity, no TV, No radio, we live in houses with roofs made of hay and wear kilts everyday. I can tell you that absolutely none of this is true. I have TV. I have Internet. I watch Doctor Who and have a Youtube Channel. Ahem

Anyone spotted the great big clue slapping you up in the face, covered in great big neon letters saying "THIS IS A CLUE" and plenty of road maps thrown at you saying "THIS WAY TO A GREAT BIG CLUE!" if you haven't, then im totally and utterly crazy about Doctor Who. Question is, what type of crazy? Crazy in a straight jacket and singing "Halalalalabobabobalaloo bananas" or "im going to put Rice Crispies in you slippers for you when you wake up in the morning" kind of crazy. Its probably the first, or which one did you read first?

I first became a fan back in 1996 [I was 4. The word Custard, spinning in circles and making the room look like it was being tilted on a see saw, Thomas The Tank Engine and going to my Grans house to get spoiled rotten were the only things that were incharge of my life. Actually, come to think of it, nothings changed, apart from Thomas the Tank Engine. Yes, I still spin round the room like a nut] and Paul Mcgaan was the Doctor for one night. The 7th Doctor, Alvin and the Chipmunks played the voice of the Daleks, Eric Roberts scared the pure shit out of me as The Master and I noticed boobs for the first time in my life [Grace Holloway in your dress, what have you done?]

I was instantly hooked from there on in. My room changed completely after that. I bought every VHS I could find, lots of Target Novels, Posters, Dapol Daleks and anything that had the word "Doctor Who" on the box was instantly bought. Sadly though, that flame died around 2000, and for 5 years, Doctor Who went cold in my brain. James Bond quickly ruled the roost as my new hero, with fast paced, action packed gun fights and car chases what was not to love? Overuled me completely and became my new God, but in 2005, a miracle happened. Doctor Who smacked itself all over our TV Screens once again, and that laser from Goldfinger didnt stop and cut right through James Bond like a Cyberman being snogged by the woman spraypainted in Gold, from, well....obviously Goldfinger.

I was absolutely gutted that Paul Mcgann hadnt been asked to come back again. Completely gutted, and it took me to about Episode 3 of the first series to get used to him [The Unquiet Dead if you didnt know fact fans. He Doctor diving from that explosion set me straight] and from those first 3 Episodes of the new Series, ive been as hooked to the show like a monkey with Banana's [Banana's are good!] or, unless of course your from Gibraltar, then its a handbag the monkey has stolen and your on the Gibraltar Rock [Whats someone from Gibraltar doing on a Youtube Channel dedicated to Doctor Who anyway? Unless your on Holiday, but what the hell are you online for anyway? Go hit the beach, or go beat up that monkey for your Handbag, or your wallet if your a bloke like me]