About this user
Hi, I'm Coraline Jones. Well, actually, I'm the Other Coraline Jones. Coraline Is too stupid to realize that she's In love with Wybie, and Wybie Is too naive to pay any attention to Coraline. That's where I come In. I'm here to bring Wybie into the Other world, where he and I will talk. I'll tell him everything he wants to hear, and In return, he will grow to love me. As a result, he will soon forget all about the real Coraline, eventually thinking that SHE is the Other one, and I am the REAL one. Ingenious, huh? Well, It's not actually part of the Bedlam (I call her Bedlam, rather than Beldam behind her back. It just fits, doesn't it?) 's plan. See, I found the Other Wybie's remains out In the Nothingness, and Cat and I patched him up a bit. he still can't talk, but since we're made of the same stuff, we can communicate pretty well with each other. I've been questioning him on Wybie's likes and intrests (besides Coraline) , and now I think I've finally got him! Now It's all just a matter of figuring out the best method of luring him into my little trap. But please don't think of me as evil! unlike the Bedlam, All I want Is for me and my darling Wybie to live happily ever after! Besides, If he stays with me, he will be forever safe! Look at It this way:
1.) Wybie stays with me
2.) Coraline worries about him (ungrateful little...)
3.) Coraline enters the Door
4.) the Bedlam has Coraline, Coraline has the Other Wybie (he was designed to fit her needs, anyway.) and I have the real Wybie!
see, In the end, my plan will work at It's best to benefit each and every individual involved.
♥Making up a song about Coraline!
She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a pal of mine.
She's as cute as BUTTON in the EYES of anyone who's ever laid their EYES on Co-Ra-Li~ne!♥
....eeyuch. -sticks out tongue-
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This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Sewing gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm Glad I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Sewing to do.
When I look out there, it makes me Glad I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Sewing and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
still alive
still alive.
Country
United States
Occupation
doing the Bedlam's evil bidding.
Companies
Bedlam & Co.
Interests
Well, I'm mostly interested In doing things to benefit myself and those that I care about. (namely, Wybie)
