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How is he still in hardship with a recording contract? I want to be this "in hardship"

Can't we get this guy banned for licensing? Does the Sam Kinison estate know he's doing such terrible impersonations of him?

Hi it's Sam Kinison from hell. The devil said to tell you he doesn't bother throwing crosses at internet preaches who can't get 100k hits average. It was me who threw the cross, not because you challenged the devil, but because of your weak ass impersonations of me!

I was shocked to see all the spy cameras the government has set up around the perimeter of your house! Two on the roof, one each on the poles, that mountain in the background.

They're onto you!

I gotta say I love your energy, and enthusiasm.You remind me of the rise and fall of probably the most popular hotdog stand in all of North America. Heid's of Liverpool NY. At it's peak you could consistently count 100 bodies waiting in line all during it's hours of operation! That's a lot of hot...

Once you got a show like this, you could branch off to debunking all this reality TV crap, not just the Supernatural. All somebody would need to do is hunt down the original storage container owners and have them say "none of that rare stuff was in our storage container!" to destroy the credibili...

So common for the aliens, US government, and Smoky the bear to get together and help cover up for Bigfoot when he occasionally gets drunk and walks by the side of the road like this.

You must be a huge Abba fan who doesn't watch the RRHOF regularly. They all tend to hopped up on something and then go out there and present. Know why? Because their singers, not public speakers. And they get nervous just like anybody else.

17 years old! July 1995 according to her own website!

As a REAL Sniraptorzoologist I took great offense at this. Where's your technical maps? Pop ups telling us snipe facts? You didn't even mention the excessive farting! Or the PBR cans that are always around genuine snipe sitings.Shows like this tend to make a mockery of genuine snipe investigators!

You want to hear something more ridiculous? You should have heard the guy on Coast to Coast! He's combined Bigfoots, Aliens and telepathy. We haven't been able to find any physical evidence because they are only phasing into our reality, or physical plane to mine for the Aliens. He claims that 20...

OK I see from looking around that this is a greatly cropped version. However during the most active part of this event the camera was focused DEAD CENTER. What are the odds?

Most people can't spend $10,000 on their youtube video! But usually those that do, get 100,000 hits within a few months! I don't know whose helping you produce these, but you need to fire them! The answer is to take criticism and build from it, not to surround yourself with people who keep tellin...

She looks like she wants to sleep all through this. and as far as these comments about being such a talented singer? She has a nice voice, but it really is flat and the same key all through her videos. Plus it's obvious Britney Spears taught her to mimic her sexy strain when they met. But that's ...

This is actually a rather small one! It looks they stuffed it with something!

I'll give you an example of not always believing "expert authorities" We had rabies entering our county back in the 90's I was coming home one day, in the city, when I saw a cat on my front porch. I went to shoo him away and he lunged and attacked me. He didn't look so hot, he was growling and wr...

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Somebody thinks any comment on a board is about them, it must be, because it's ALWAYS about them!

No "doctor whoroxful" I'm referring to Seymour, sorry it's more about him. As a matter of fact I'm not even a post by you before this?

What this sides argument basically is that a rodeo guy, who was also an evil genius in his part time, somehow got together with other geniuses and faked something on a 16mm camera we cannot adequately duplicate today! Using a 1967 monkey suit and stuff lying around in the tack room. Which is asto...

Funny this guy uploaded this a year ago. Said he'd be back to post more. Obviously moved on. The hand he tried was classic Cake poker. Everybody hits a significant portion of the flop and walla ..well geez the only thing that can beat me would be 45..ohhh theres 2 with that! Yeah those "the only ...

There are problems all over the world. Solutions to these problems are rare. Bitching about the problems are quite common. The United States tried banning alcohol. They've discovered that the banning became a bigger problem.

Why would somebody constantly come on here and say that a detergent people have been washing in for centuries is toxic to people and animals? Vested interest. If everybody knew how easy it is to get rid of fleas, you'd never pay a con man a lot to show up and actually spray your home with poison...

Nasa is supposed to be cutting edge, the highest tech possible. Why do these leaked footage things always use a camera system that's dinosauric by today's standards?

Not that I'm targeting the SA, because they're not the only ones, but if people only knew how much wealth that organization has they'd gasp! Over the years hundreds of people just in my local have not only donated fortunes to them, but also properties. They are the biggest slum landlords around h...

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For instance, Ty was the name of an early pharaoh. Ty Cobb owned a large percentage of Coca cola...thus proving Cobb was the reincarnation of Ty. Pharaoh Ty's symbol was the tiger. Ty Cobb played for the tigers. It's all right there if you can read the signs! Obviously Coca Cola was an ancient Eg...

Phil always thinks everybody is bluffing. The only reason we see him on TV a lot is he plays in ever tournament . Most regular players play in 20 percent or less.

Cool I mentioned Lispman yesterday, and walla you put up ancient aliens and there he is Giorgio Tsoukalos, the Matt Moneymaker of ET's! Everything is eveidence of ET's.

Saying "God damn" is not what that commandment meant. It meant don't go around pretending to be on my team, if you're not. Don't go around saying I'm doing God's will.." Or "in the name of God I cast you out..." God was saying he's not your TV or your gun or your anything. Now consider how many t...