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This is just a skyrim version of a policeman tasing someone.

This is actually not fake. The cover they put on it is extremely durable, but if it landed on the screen or if it wasn't wearing the case at all you wouldn't be able to use it anymore.

The mizu is eating

I can't see clearly now, my mask is on!

I bump into allllllll the Japanese girls in my way!

What I hate to see is when Christians try to throw proofs at us that we still prove them wrong about. So the chicken, came from and egg that was layed by the lower evolved form of the chicken that led down to bacteria that evolved. Things don't pop out of no where, it is not possible. Now, here i...

I find this is funny because this device has 4(?) megapixels and my actual camera has 10, yet this device takes better photos and videos then my camera (it is a cheap go camera, about 100$). I wonder why that is.

"Cool Di"

=D

Now make an animal cannon with nukes!

Can someone just burn down that damn church?

How did a mexican get to Japan?

he must have brought drugs with him...

You Know, I always eat peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Whats next? Bread: The athiest nightmare?

Hey, guess what Kirk? Did you know the Banana fits up your ass too?

They are Natural Dildos.

Rated T for Thor!

Im not a PETA noob or anything, but this episode pissed me off because you guys wasted like 10 turtles that were un-eaten. They were killed for nothing pretty much (same goes with all the other meat you guys eat, but at least its not killing a whole pig for every couple of strips of bacon)

the guy from Man vs. food should come here and challenge epic meal time!

This makes me sad, because our only arcade in town closed down and replaced with a fucking At&t Store!

So that is where he was! thanks!

also, can you tell me where you got that pokemon named Unicorn Sam?

This cat keeps beating me at Red Light-Green Light !!!!

With each sip, you should have made a funny face, say "ooahh!", sip again, then say "ahh...good!"

Good for preventing noobs from getting in, until they figure out they can just break down the door....

sounds like a dimented dying cat!

@COAM52

good point,

and yes, the price actually varies. I have seen some online for 20 while others are 50

@c3t1f13dgoon

you seriously hate them because they eat whales?? they dont even each much whales! look how many cows, chickens and pigs are slaughtered each day here in america, and you hate somebody for killing a couple of whales/????

This proves how brainwashed christians are. I dont mind most christians, but when they have their nose in a bible, they become evil and demented like this. This poor kid cant even have his own views! my parents wouldnt care if I became muslim. Why would someone hate someone else for their though...

"checkmate because the bible said so"

You are the dumbest person ive ever seen. when we say that you are brainwashed by the bible, you just proved that you were brainwashed by saying the bible says to "cleanse ourselves"

Also, what do bananas have to do with anything?

you should have said,

"I heard something about vince's nuts, do you guys have like a sample of vince's nuts I cant try?"

Lol, I saw a rosetta stone ad by this video!

Rest in peace!

Ok, Everyone shut up about religion. Let the religious people post their comments if they want to! its nice that they do that. Im athiest so im not supporting them just because of their religion. And you stupid immature kids get off youtube and I want to see how much you will regret laughing at p...

Well, what if you crap on the water squirter? will it shoot shitty water up your ass?