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The Onion News Network's Brian Scott reports on a popular new Gap clothing line hand-sewn by children overseas.

Panelists discuss the "idgit," or idiot, voter -- the unpredictable, uninformed demographic that invariably decides elections.

Due to rising domestic wages, many American parents are saving money by using unregulated overseas workers.

Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military.

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