I found your father, he was running away from me, I killed him. Your mother was in the shower, So I killed her because I was bored. Since I killed all of your family. I found a little girl for you. She was crying so I gave her to you. You might fall in love someday. Love is disgusting but you can keep by her side. It's ironic because I am in a relationship with someone like me. I found a guy all alone, so alone he became a stalker. He is called funnytime77. He might watch you at night, (I'm talking to the girl) and have fantasies about you and want to probe you, I found a knife under my dresser. Keep it so you can stab him in the face for no apparent reason. I do it when I get bored, like how I killed your parents. Oh about that, I was kidding. A guy who used to be a psychopath killed your parents. He still is one to this very day. I killed him so you didn't have to worry about him, I only said that because I thought I was scary. By the way If a full moon Is out then you might run away from me, because I become a grey cat. freaky right. Back when I was your age, I had no presents for my birthday or turkey in thanksgiving. Guess what I got, discpline. I went to military school at about 7 because my parents work for the government and wanted me to become a big boy. 6 years early that is. So about the cat thing, well I should tell. During a full moon there was a cyan glowing orb of energy. I just couldn't sleep. you know where this is going. I touched the energy because of curiousness and it cursed me, my left hand became a little weak so I constructed a special glove that can control the energy and release it at will. Now I'm a 12 year old kid with a giant sword who slays monsters and ghouls. Back to you and that girl(In case you didn't know, I'm referring to the boy) I chose you because I could sense a connection between you and the girl. She was alone in the woods so I wanted to take her home, She did give me directions so I wasn't a mindless sheep. Then I stumble across you. You have a lot in common than you might think. Appearances aren't everything. Me and a friend of mine were talking about you, he did give me knowledge on you and the nutter. but it isn't everyday you find someone that you were talking about a few days ago and happens to be connected to another you're with. Hope you kids find somewhere to live, become a family and I'll be off, more spirit smashing to do.

Quotes from Mini strips: Dark and the little kids

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