My name's Ollie Wren and statistics indicate that you and I WILL make love this Week
Facts about me:
I'm 6 foot tall
I invented the wheel
I have several children all over the age of 20
I dont like 'my super sweet 16'
I also invented disco
I've been happily married for 2 days now
I have the best dancing skills in hertfordshire
I was named 'most likely to be an internet sensation' in my year (by default of being the only youtuber)
I taught michael Jackson how to dance
I'm incharge of a large firm that sells stationary to schools
ANYWAY, I make videos for you to watch so you basically all owe me, and if you don't pay me back I will see you in court, or you could just....
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...and I may forget about it ;)
ALSO check out my other channel:
OllieWrenExtras
for out takes, unused clips and general stuff I don't deem worthy of putting on this, my main channel.
Cheers
My name's Ollie Wren and statistics indicate that you and I WILL make love this Week
Facts about me:
I'm 6 foot tall
I invented the wheel
I have several children all over the age of 20
I dont like 'my super sweet 16'
I also invented disco
I've ...