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Ten or eleven dollars? Man, I wish movie tickets were that cheap in Sweden.

@funkgerat Fourth layer of meta! HOW LOW CAN WE GO?

@SubstanceTheGamer I only watched it because for some reason it comes up as a related for EVERY VIDEO I WATCH, and yeah, I'd say I was expecting something better, but I guess this is about par for the course. =/

For what it's worth, the egg came first, provided it isn't defined as "the egg of a ...

@anniebabez1 Not very, it's obviously on purpose. :P "sesquipedalian" does pertain to long words, but the rest is nonsense. What do hippos and monsters have to do with anything?

@tehsocks It's only the walk of shame if you decide to take the questionable stance that getting laid is somehow shameful. Might as well be the walk of pride.

So anyway, the term you were looking for is "solar wind". The Earth's magnetic field creates the auroras by channeling the solar wind to the poles, where it reacts with the Earth's ionosphere, producing light. It's all about charged particles bumping into one another and releasing their energy as...

Goddamnit, you've just convinced at least ten people somewhere that tattoos are hereditary,

Did the sun just set and then rise again over the course of this video?

They've found at least another two planets in binary systems, and given how common binary systems are, they look to be very common.

@EnigmaDrath The world record for early pregnancy is 5 years, so yes to that.

@mota3147 I think he means countries like Germany and Spain that dub most shows.

@abha87 I think "dying inside" is a bit much. Everyone has good and bad days at work; comedians are the only people we expect to be consistently brilliant all the time.

@FlobotsFan101 Tardigrades are such extremophiles, they can even withstand hype.

@OriginalLee1 It amazes me people think God is a spirit, when it makes more sense for Him to be a psychosocial construct.

@edyszewy You may think it's a crude hobby, but nobody's forcing you to engage in "free sex". Moreover, it doesn't give you or anyone else the right to condemn anyone who does, which is why the issue of slut shaming is important.

Everyone has their own sexuality, everyone relates to sex in a dif...

@tractorsgobrum Sure, but that just draws on the term "virgin" which only exists to begin with because our society has an unhealthy preoccupation with sex, sexual history and "purity". It's that preoccupation that I'd like to get rid of.

Some people have had sex, some haven't, and it doesn't say...

0:58 I love how awkwardly she swallows, like she got some liquor from a dorm-mate and doesn't actually enjoy drinking it in the least.

@GremlinsAndGnomes Nope. Hermaphroditism is pretty common in nature; self-fertilization is not. (The main purpose of sex is to create genetic variety, so fertilizing yourself is quite a waste compared to cloning yourself by other means. Germ cells cost a lot of energy.)

5/5, by the way, but I'm ...

@122172639 Sperm competition is really interesting, but since it doesn't entail competition between eggs and sperm, it's not really biologically relevant here. I mean, the sperm and the egg both carry out their respective (and very different) roles, and it's sort of meaningless to say which one w...

Can't get past the way that guy pronounces "Mario". o,o

@dolllface826 Nope.

@Psychoswordman That's right. Most things reflect (or emit) light of many different wavelengths, but more of some wavelengths and less of others. Blood reflects MOSTLY red light (so it appears red), but also some from the blue part of the spectrum.

Incidentally, the more interesting (I think) an...

oh god, I've done that thing where you hold hands until you reach the stairs.

@mmtyci would it have been any less idiotic if they kept referring to it as a female? Octopuses can't be sexed unless you get up real close and personal and examine one of the arms.

@foureyes99 probably in the same way that a girl and girl or boy in boy in nerdfighterlike reconcile arguments.

@Fedoraandrapier Oh, both. Their saliva is full of extremely virulent pathogens, yes, but they're also produce venom.

10:14 ... FUCKED.

No? Man, I thought he was going to say that.

@alliwicious1 His puff.

@benkenobired Turbine'd, as in hit by a turbine.

Humpy Hank didn't yet exist during the planning phase of the game, or he'd totally have been in there. Also, the green things are breath sprays!

Henry learning to open Sharpies is a bit like velociraptors learning to open doors. It'll happen eventually.

@tlclemmons There's no Android release planned at present, but XBox Live Arcade and PC versions are being developed.