Profile
Name:
Uncle Balls
Channel Views:
2,353
Style:
Mechanics
Age:
102
Joined:
Jan 1, 2010
Latest Activity:
1 month ago
About Me:
As assistant engineer to Nikola Tesla, I was instrumental in every phase of design and construction of the USS Eldridge as well as the advanced equipment we developed for use on board the ship and various other secret military vessels. I was the pioneer in the field of stealth technology and I continue to be a principal consultant in its numerous applications concerning its mating with other exotic sciences.
Despite all of my achievements and decorations I am a humble man who wishes nothing more than to retire to my family life and enjoy the gratification and contentment that one would expect after a long lifetime of dedication to public service and my country. This is an impossibility due to the fact that I happen to be related to the most unpleasant and disagreeable social misfits that I have ever encountered in all my vast travels and adventures. My so-called family hates me and is incapable of appreciating all my ceaseless efforts to kindle even the remotest spark of humanity in their dark and unfeeling hearts, still I forge ahead in the hope that someday I may breach this intolerable chasm of domestic discord in which I am inextricably entrenched.
Country:
United States
My Other Channels
Subscribers
(241)
Channel Comments
|
chronic4twen
(2 weeks ago)
subbed you man... funny videos... always loved puppets or whatever ya call em ha keep it up.
|
|
citizenkong
(1 month ago)
In the Puppet Wars the ROF will prevail.
|
|
citizenkong
(2 months ago)
I'm not chasing off the old hag trolls just yet, in case the Kardashian sisters get drunk and piss themselves. Never mind, I'll do them any ways.
|
|
frankothemountain
(2 months ago)
and a happy new years dare.
|
|
frankothemountain
(2 months ago)
Merry Christmas Uncle Balls
|
|
citizenkong
(2 months ago)
You sure know how to celebrate Xmas, old friend.
|
|
DOiLOOKstupid2U
(2 months ago)
Will you be me beastest friendz of all time???
|
|
frankothemountain
(6 months ago)
How's it hangin' Balls?
|
|
KanyeWestTheGayFish
(6 months ago)
lolz
|
|
JohnCusackHaterClub
(7 months ago)
John Cusack can suck my old balls
|


















