TWO THINGS:

1) I am already fully aware that cats don't typically need to be bathed. In this case, however, the cat in question had a messy backside thanks to a litter box related "incident." So I'll just pass on the free advice, thankyouverymuch.

2) Mackenzie is a male cat. He will scratch your heart out if you insinuate otherwise.

Thanks to Gary and Anakin for the intro/outro:
http://youtube.com/anakin1814

Music by Kevin MacLeod
http://www.incompetech.com
(for those curious, I overlapped two tracks: "Impact Intermezzo" and "Impact Lento" ...and the final track was "Light Sting")

Oh, and the rude soundbyte at the end is from the old Hug a Hater video. (less info)