About this user
Do you know WHO I AM?......
Guess not.
Now, where should I BEGIN? Lets see, I gained immortality at age 17, so technically, Im a teenager. I just have a very manly voice. FU FU FA. Also, just because I have a pumpkin head, doesn't mean Im not human. You wouldn't believe how many people asked me what I am. Also, its hard to be caring when your... me. So sorry if Im kinda... rude.
Im just gonna say this since you 'newcomers' have a tendency to ask me how I got my pumpkin head. Several hundred years ago I was Endsville's prankster. Then the townspeople got a rage level of OVER 9000 and decided to send a prank gift to the queen and making it look like it was from me. The queen got a rage level of OVER *smack* ...... she got angry and sent a knight to kill me. (which explains my little knight phobia thing....) When the Grim Reaper came to reap me I tricked him into giving me his scythe. I offered to trade the scythe for immortality.I got it..... but then he cut off my head. And NOW I have this pumpkin head. Ta da.
I also tasted the bitterness of the Underworld, all because my own feather turned on me. I treated it like a son! Anyhow.... the reason Im not there now is because after a few years a huge army of candy assembled and opened portals to Earth. I managed to get outta there with ease.... after I got back I realized I locked myself out of my house and lost the key and started getting SLIGHT back problems.
I've been seeing how a lot of you ladies (and, possibly, men *shiver*) act.... and it's kinda creepy. Anywho, sorry to break it ya, but Im not looking for a significant other.
E-Every
V-villain
I-is
L-Lemons!!!
You gotta good head on your shoulders...
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Hometown
Endsville
Interests
Pranks, insanity, being alone, and other stuff.
