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@vitek4555 "all hail tom cruise, the last and best samurai ever"

O_o are you kinding me?

Is Tom Cruise under that straw hat? NO

Do any of these guys look like Tom Cruise? NO

Is Tom Cruise any where near as bad ass as these guys? NO

If Tom Cruise was in a fight with any 1 of these gu...

You dare fight a dunmer

"Relax man. I'm not looking for a fight. I just want to cross the bridge."

You dare fight a dunmer

"NO! Did you hear what I just said? I'm not looking for a fight."

You dare fight a dunmer

"OMG you got that right. You are dumb."

I said dunmer

"I know you said dumber....

What are you looking at? I’m not afraid of you… you know… even if you are my elder. Boys, Girls, Dogs, ELDERS… there’s nobody I won’t fight!

EXCEPT THAT ! MOMMY ! MOMMY !

Her voice is just enchanting. Now my knees have 100% resistance to arrows.

Apparently the Thalmor dislike this video & wish to ban the worship of Malukah too. I say, "If you know any true brothers & sisters of Skyrim, tell them to take up arms with the empire & together, crush the Aldmeri Domi...

31 people took a heat ray in the knee & there was a bright glare as each was instantly turned to fire.

People clawed their way off the common & I ran too. I felt I was being toyed with, that when I was on the very verge of safety, this mysterious death would leap after my knee & my adventuring ...

I'v watch a lot of Skyrim toons on youtube & didn't find any of them funny, BUT this 1 is spot on hysterical & witty; not to mention drawn well & the ending caused me severe abdominal pain. Now I have a 6 pack.

I got 2 questions though. Is the music in the begining from Fable & has anyone,...

I found an even faster way to level archery. Go to Darkshade Cavern with a crap load of iron arrows & a long bow so u will do little dmg with ur shots. Kill off all the trolls except 1. Use the last troll as target practice. Its hp regens fast so it will stay alive for thousands of shots. Us...

@Grrrpure 100 & LEGANDTOBE... You 2 & Astrid are going to give Shadowmere a gender identity crisis. If SHE is a male horse than She should be called Shadowstallion, BUT since she is a mere, I'm going vote girl & write off Astrid as confused.