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Post a video hitting urself with a dildo. That is acceptable as "self-beating"

hot under, cold over, and stormy in the middle... that is the sensation of the weather, ppl

Is it just me, or is it that I want to return to Sovngarde...?

Level 20 something to level 37 in 10 seconds and 9 million daggers?! My friend, you have bad math

What's that tune at 0:25?!

@thinkertoon This is where I can prove you wrong... My buddy of the ship is a Marine, and he was training with you guys, and he learned new tactics such as a martial arts called Pekiti-Tirsia-Kali. They are even qualified to be Airborne!! The Filipino were meant to be warriors. You say they are l...

WTF?! This video had about 300 views a few days after its release?! Now its about 300,000!! So goddamn fast!!

Is it me or that Emperor Pilaf looks like a blue-skinned Kim Jong Il?!

mahal ko ang kanta naman... ngunit ay ang pics "Trim Down" susunod na... tao ang kababayan mula sa Amerika.

When our society grows as adults, we tend to stick out and be rebellous to our past. But as we grow older, somehow, we tend to be more mature, and then treasure our memories and sit down with maybe some of the youth and enjoy Blues Clues... Isn't life funny sometimes?? :)

@TheStratoMaster77 dude, stfu if you dont know what the song is. You dont have to fucking post shit you hate. Damn.

Pikachu can shit rainbows?! Hmm... (Finding Pokemon Yellow)

@ckangel200 You may not know this, but born artists in general have excellent eyesight due to their concise precision and little to no err when they are creating art. My friend is a kinda well-known artist in my area, but he works part-time in the U.S. Marines Reserve as the lead sniper. Plus, of...

How about Chris, and ahem... Meg?

Russian Flora with m4?! FAIL but EPIC uniform at the same time

Finally!! An official GTA V trailer from Rockstar! Now all those posers who posted fake GTA V trailers can suck the dead sweat of a donkey's ball...

If I had that power, I could have no homework at my discretion...

this is most likely promoting the air force

In the Army and Navy, in physical terms knows no bounds. In the Marines, in emotional terms, knows no bounds, which in turn increases physical and mental stability significantly... All around :)

I swear, some people online have problems...

0:00 I Like your Jersey... Just saying :)

You can do that in a Happy Meal?! (Wishes to turn back 6 years ago...)

I bet the Japanese can make a better COD real life than this lol

This is already a FFFFFUUUUUUU for me, since I have no antenna...

DD:<

if the psp had more fps, or very good fps, i would get the psp vita... DDDDX fail psp...

Millions of Tax dollars well spent... :)

@sultankraver dude, there is no peace. no matter how many time we try and make peace, it will never happen. The only way to have "peace" is to fight for peace. America, for example were great friends with the Saudi Arabians since Saddam Hussein got whooped by the Americans in the Persian Gulf War...

Im gonna put this song on repeat for my 10k run... Wish me luck guys :DD

Wait, Contradiction!! German people dont have fun!! Well maybe except Bavarians...

(beginning to bridge) In my mind... this songs not bad... (chorus) OH GOD... no wonder why this song has a lot of parodies...

I miss the old ds...