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@JohnTheYetiBeast So, you think that trees, molds, grass, insects, spiders, clams, squid, worms, mushrooms, bacteria, etc. all look like humans? (2 arms, 2 legs, and a head). Yep, I'm convinced.

@kayaotonmy Ernie: You've taught a pigeon to play chess!

Bert: Yeah, but it's not going too well.

Ernie: Oh. Why's that?

Bert: Well, we've played ten times and she's only beat me twice.

I said a brown Santorum

It's a charcoal grey 2009 mazda rx8, duh.

Do the Brits not have motels?

Hey... I say "That's what she said." But it's hillarious when I do it.

And I thought Tina Fey's Sarah Palin was hot.

Anybody remember that show Lexx. This guy is Kai.

You know that part in Billy Madison when Adam Sandler is explaining the Industrial Revolution by using "The Puppy that Lost his Way" as an analogy, then the moderator basically calls him a babbling idiot? Yeah, that.

Isn't this the plot of Highlander 2, too?

I don't often disagree with Penn and Teller, but I am 100% for the death penalty. A muderer has damaged society, and they need to be removed from it. Keeping them alive in prison simply relegates them to the lowest rung on our social ladder. They no longer wish to be treated as Human, and I would...

I'm an American, and I wouldn't ask David Mitchell how much he makes, but now I'm curious.

I'm going to get a t-shirt that says, "Live Slow, Die Eventually."

I use that exact technique on my son every time he points his nerf gun at me.

Some people wear a cross, I wear a 6.5 x 52 mm Italian Carcano M91/38 bolt-action rifle, just in case JFK comes back, so he knows that I was always thinking about him.

@purplesquirrl I think I saw a picture of Wil Wheaton wearing one. No backround, but it exists.

@GoblinXXX Hardly. I've heard the rendition, and it sounds like someone trying to do a bad Irish accent. I am not, though, talking about accent, but the actual rules we use to speak English. It is z(eh)bra, there are two consonants after the vowel, and it is zed, originating from zeta. It is the ...

"Maybe if we were the last too people on Earth, and there were no sheep. Are there sheep!?"

Name that movie.

@willprosser377 Because that's what colour the stones are.

@TheCartesianTheist It would appear you are applying an absolute to a "moral subjectivist," which is categorically absurd. Also, you seem to believe that my subjective notions inculdes indifference to my person, which would just be inhuman. I care what others may think, even if it may not bother ...

@paradisecityX0 Wow, there are a lot of people who do not like you here. 1, if Isiah lived in the 7th century BEFORE CHRIST, he would have been talking about Yahweh, not Jesus. 2, both the English translation and the original texts say "circle," which is a flat object. 3, Why would you assume I n...

@Eloise13zzz wud'nt u feal ignant too nott!

You are confused because you are trying to impose temporal views upon a non-temporal existence. Before the Big Bng there was no before. Try this: stand on the south pole and then walk three feet south. The question is, itself, unscientific beacuse science only deals with what can be demonstrated ...

Ahhhhhhh! Penis!

@fatmikecj He's partialy right, though I can't agree with the use of the term Darwinist, since Darwin had nothing to say about the origin of the Universe. Dr. Lawrence Krauss does a lesture about the nature of space-time and the methods for determining the age of the Universe, and there he explai...

I only came here to see how many duplicate comments there were.

@TheCartesianTheist Of course I am not proving anything. Negative statements are not intended to prove, only to show a lack of proof for the converse. What, may I ask, have you proven? That one cannot answer a question with no answer? Bravo. Logical Laws themselves are flawed because I, or anyone...

I want some FREE miracle spring water

Dogs can't see red, can they?

now i'm thirsty. thanks

Bearcats smell like popcorn. No, really.

See, men and women are the same. Women just want men to be happy in bed and men just want to be happy in bed. Now pretend I'm cuddling and let me sleep.

Those aren't Italians, they're New Jersians (or whatever they call themselves)

Why is Jesus' beard a different colour from his hair?

Who says the "higher power" has to be God? How about someone who isn't currently in the grips of a socialy and emotionaly debilitating mental and bio-chemical disorder. I think a sober person is a god to an alcoholic, or at least has god-like powers.

@gabiotta Well, they want to help so long as it gets them paid.

@gmichaellogan 2+2=5, for very large values of 2.

@Shan23Studios ...However, judging by your inept use of the English language, I doubt you will see the difference.

(Species, not "specie." and does not or doesn't, not "dont". Even if it was "dont" it would be don't, with an apostrophy.)