Innumerable tentacles wriggled with glee, entering every single orifice (including pores) that the victim -- a beautiful woman -- had.

Thus violated, the woman writhed with unspeakable pleasure.

And then.

She died.

A man ran to try to help the woman, and then he died too.

Two brown bears abruptly started copulating next to the two corpses!

Their hips were violently crashing into each other!

With indescribable force!

Whoa! I never knew that brown bears having sex was an invincible force of nature!

Wait! The female brown bear's moans! OMGWTFBBQ!

"Ia! Ia! Hastur! Hastur cf'ayak'vulgtmm, vugtlagln, c'vulgtmm! Ai! Ai! Hastur!"

My god ... that's the beginning to the devil summoning ritual! How could a bear do that?!

This means the world ends today! Tomorrow will never come!

Ejaculation! A baby bear was born!

That bear cub was really cute, too, especially the way it was smiling, yes?

And then Gordon Freeman came along and beat the bear cub to death with a crowbar. Mission accomplished.

WAIT, IS THIS GORDON FREEMAN'S SO-CALLED HEROISM?!

I have the sauce.
Come get it bitch.