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@aperson22222 Instead, they went with the "queen is the mind that controls the collective" approach, which completely ruined the borg concept. Especially in cases like First Contact (killing the queen kills all the drones? wut?) and Unimatrix Zero (dsafjasfdkjghf), where her existence is just bla...

I think you mean "most infuriating boss in any game ever made." Yakuza is to videogames as Jar Jar Binks is to science fiction.

Humanity, fuck yeah.

@Karapar12 They're parasitic to the bigger monster, but once it shakes them off they act like predators. I suspect that that transition is part of their life cycle.

@clearspira In "Space Seed," everyone acted like McGivers had gone insane, which she basically had. In this episode, everyone seemed to think that Yarr's sentiment was perfectly normal and to be expected. That's what makes this episode much more sexist than Space Seed.

On the other hand, I may s...

What do you call it when you watch a high budget scifi prequel with your best friend?

BROMETHEUS! DO HO HO HO!

@Nyarlathoteplol The writing in this episode always bugged me for that reason. How fitting that it would eventually lead into that horrible pah-wraith arc.

Anyway, I'm very excited to see your review of "Code of Honor" this Christmas. I can't wait to see you tear this racist, sexist piece of shi...

Don't look away from them. Don't forget about them. Don't...even...blink.

Freddy Kruegar. Xenomorphs. Pyramid Head. All monsters that symbolize rape.

Heather Mason has sexually assaulted every single one of them.

The Dominion War is the best story arc in all of Star Trek.

A pity that we're going to have to start the ridiculous Dukat/Pah-Wraith arc now. That idea was like a cancerous tumor in the pure flesh of DS9.

Am I bad for thinking that Claudia is really hot?

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Fucking Gman.

This makes me imagine the Observers from Fringe, standing atop a ruined skyscraper and serenading the last Christmas in human history.

When I was 12, this was one of the first moments I was aware of my sexuality.

I am very lucky I didn't become a furry.

Makes up words whenever he needs to rhyme?

Tom is Dr. Seuss.

Leah: ohnoez! This demonic army is going to be much too hard for one hero to effortlessly genocide, unlike the last two!

@ambubblegum I'm pretty sure he found his mom after they let him go. That store is right by the edge of the forest, so he probably just wandered a way from her and found his way inside.

I'm from Ketchikan.

Wow. He even acts like Q.

@deathsbuddy Its probably because you saw the video for it.

@drakenvail Me.

The Kefka theme made this video.

Why was the final boss theme from FF7 playing at the beginning?

@20BCeltics Red Sea, not Dead Sea. Many battles have been fought along its shore, or on ships going across. This isn't an unusual find.

@Dkayed85 Tom Bombadil wasn't a bad character. Its just that he had nothing to do with anything. He would have been much better in a story that was actually about him.

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3. Make Shepherd's resurrection a little more important to the story, or else make it clear that resurrection is not uncommon in the Mass Effect universe.

4. Give you the option to betray Cerberus early on.

That's all. If those things were changed, I would have no complaints...

GET AWAY FROM HER YOU BITCH!!!

@jabbawolf359 If the borg have time travel, why don't they use it all the time?

@s7r1k30u7 She could do that in SC/BW after being infested. Why would she lose that ability now?

Rate this up if you want to have sex with Anika Rose's voice.

The whale conversation at the end was one of the funniest things you've done so far. Awesome.