If I Only Had a Brain

I'm willing to bet that this guy wasn't even watching porn. He was probably just watching a movie with scantily clad women in it. This woman, and MIM in general, seems like they'd consider anything porn that's even slightly risque.

Why is it every time a video is blatantly censored on youtube I get the urge to watch it?

Being a dick =/= prank. 92 cent tip and wasting her time? Other people are waiting on their pizza while your fucking around for a shitty youtube video. Dick.

Let me get this straight... atheists in a town in Texas complain to an atheist organization with the means to defend them in court that a nativity scene is being displayed on government property...and Fox News' argument against it is that no atheist in the town is an actual member of the atheist ...

That last caller was all over the place. Nothing is worse than someone who just wants to argue but doesn't hold an actual position on anything.

It took me 3 minutes to fully understand what I was seeing.

Yeah, Johnny Cash is talented and everything. But you know what he didn't have? A goofy bass line and cartoony drum loop. Because as we all know, if a song doesn't make your speakers boom, it sucks. We should go back and add sick beats to EVERY Johnny Cash song!

For some reason I think of St...

I watched Moon and Anti-Christ and was blown away by both. The theaters near me rarely play any movie that isn't a blockbuster, though. I have to drive an hour to find a theater that's playing Shame...just don't feel it's worth it. Fuck rural areas!

How the fuck was that video spam? It was one of the better videos you've made in awhile.

Bullshit. My rage knows no limits.

I get to comment free of censorship? Oh boy!

This argument fails because it doesn't recognize atheism by it's actual definition as a simple lack of belief in gods. Using made up acronyms to make your argument convoluted and difficult to follow just makes you look disingenuous. Finally, by ans...

I used to hate videos like this, then I took a Sparrow in the knee.

I used to be a guard like you, then I started firing arrows into people's knees.

I figured it out!

Hat is the same as Heart minus the letters E and R!

ER is an acronym for Emergency Room, where they operate on hearts!

The bear lost his heart, which is why he killed the bunny!

I JUST WANT MY HEART BACK! :(

that beeping at every cut makes this unwatchable