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"Linda?"

Actually, as mid-1960s horror-comedy-musicals go, this is...well, better than 'The Incredibly Strange Creatures...'

Bah, why did MST3K have to mention Ipswich? Ipswich sucks.

"Wow, Europe is a lot smaller than I thought."

#we lip-sync real bad...#

"It's true, we suck!"

"Ah, bow it out your gizzard."

Considering Krankor can destroy cities, paralyse the world's defences and abduct people at will, they're making an incredibly bad job of invading the Earth.

Lamest space invasion force ever.

This film only exists to make Coleman Francis feel good about the films he made.

My cat was mesmerised by the soundtrack at around 13:30

"You remember that song?"

What song?

Diabolik sure did kill a lot of innocent people just so his dumb girlfriend got a nice necklace. Anyway, goodbye to the SOL and all those who sailed in her.

He looks eye-rate...

What the heck was going on in that puppet show?

Ah yes, that famous old British Christmas carol, 'London Bridge is Falling Down'.

Hey, why am I being blocked from watching MST3K's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians on YouTube?

And a special salute to all the moths who appeared in 'Manos'.

This film is o poor, it's almost unfair of MST to make fun of it. Almost.

Contrary to the reports that everyone who 'starred' in this 'film' is now dead, I'm fairly sure the guy making out with the girl in the car is still with us.

If the family are lost, why don't they stop to ask someone in THAT TOWN THEY'RE DRIVING THROUGH?

@unclefishbits Glad to be of service. Once Whiskey had passed away, we didn't get another dog, but Cairns will always have a special place in the heart of my family.

I've seen almost every MST episode, but 'Merlin' must be the most ill-advised, cynical and pointlessly misanthropic of all the films featured. Coleman Francis and Ed Wood had nothing on this piece of crap. And the first story ripped off the Twilight Zone episode 'A Short Drink from a Certain Foun...

Well, the chat about the infertility clinic made for a charming interlude.

"I'm a pillow with features!"

"You can't go back in there, the place is full of gas."

That was me, I'm sorry.

Why did every 1970s TV Movie look/sound/feel/smell the same?

Roy Thinnes was pretty cool in 'The Invaders'. Well, cooler than this crud, anyway.

Didn't anyone wear a belt in the 1970s?

"...and the lawsuits begin."

Jeannot Szwarc was a prolific TV director in the 1970s, and directed 19 episodes of Rod Serling's Night Gallery.

Lovejoy: Ipswich Town supporters are nicknamed "Bin Men" by their local rivals Norwich City, after the episode "Bin Diving" (Series 2 Episode 3) in which...

If in doubt, throw in a random nuclear explosion.

"Or are you no better than sheep?"

BAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAA BAAA BAAAAA

'Film Ventures'. I'd disagree with both words.

"The gallant Frenchman!"

You don't get many of those.

Poor Basil Rathbone. This is one of his better late films.

Joel can't pronounce 'Basil' - it's BAZ-il, not BAY-zil.

Ah, 1970s TV movies...beige, formulaic, smug, mushy, beige and reeking of cigs, hair oil and coffee.

Uh...sunglasses? Did I miss something there?

"It involved my bottom."

I love the total lack of sympathy Mike and the bots have for the kid of the divorcing parents. Also, opening credits in part 2?!?

Well *this* Brit loves MST3K and Monty Python...I got bored of Benny Hill by the time I was 10 though.

Booze - it's what's for dinner.

OK, I'll see if I can borrow a dollar from Earl...

Got three bowls of porridge here, don't know what that means.

"Scott Hood..."

What? I'm dead!

Joel: "Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh."

"Dad?" "Click, prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...."

I always think it is sweet, how Joel and the bots read out letters from kids.

Er...so what happened, exactly?

"Well, it's about this time the boys got themselves into a whole heap of trouble. See, they were picking nits off each other..."