Adventures in Literature

Wait, what? Ohhhhh, vlogbrothers did puppy sized elephants. I searched it and I was like "THERE ARE 75000 VIDEOS FOR PUPPY SIZED ELEPHANTS!?"

My recommendation: No More Pants.

Nihilist Jokes:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Nobody.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Who cares?

A man walked into a bar. It was pointless.

I was so confused by this one because it didn't have your face as the cover photo, so I couldn't tell it was yours...

Annnndd subscribed.

We could also go with the Freudian interpretation, which is, ummm...you wanna murder Jess? Maybe?

Awww yeah sexy christmas tree time?

condoms > protractor for high school backpack...

skinnamarinkydinkydink, skinnamarinkydoo, iiiiiiii lovvvvveeee yoouuuuuu...

Hey, my girlfriend lent me Looking For Alaska! Weird, crazy coincidences and stuff...

Oh man, oh man, whose present was that?!? Also, two layers of decorations is excellent - I think that it should be continually built upon for every holiday hereafter. And yes, I watched this at 3AM.

I feel like there should be a tea party with Child Zoe, Tweenage Zoe and Adult Zoe. It would make everything a whole lot better. Also, there'd probably be chicken.

By god that was beautiful.

I don't pay for things.

Best video yet - I especially liked that part at about 0:19 where you mentioned that awesome guy...I mean that awesome guy's cookbook.

Speaking as a picky personage, I dislike mincemeat tarts. But thousands of ye olde Englishmen and Britishgals can't be wrong!

He slipped twice at least, in his most important performance. He had solid rhythms and some excellent rapid string-hit patterns, but if this is the best one available in the whole U.S. of A., then against the likes of Hiroyuki Suzuki, y'all are done. He is an excellent yoyoer who certainly has ro...

"Shut up your Disney-lovin..."