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For the person who wrote 'I feel as though this is sort of a copy (sort of) of Monthy Python's "Parrot".....erm........I mean............

It is an ironic rewrite of a classic sketch Ronnie Corbet did with Ronnie Barker in the 1980s where he goes into a shop and asks the bloke for 4 candles (fork...

Lucky that the bloke had the same name as the car, wasn´t it?

Lucky his name wasn´t Alan Trabant.

I was actually gearing up to buy one of these a few years back (before the recession bit, unfortunately) and then one morning I caught sight of my penis in the bathroom mirror and it was EXACTLY the same shape as this car.

At that point the desire to buy one left me, for some reason.

I got one at Bright House, mate. They were almost giving em away cos the bloke said there woz sumfink wrong with one of the seats an that. He give it to me for 300 quid.

ANyway I got my mate Derek over who knows all about seats and he sorted it out in about 15 minutes and now it works fine. So I ...

I never thought this sentence could acually exist without collapsing in on itself, but here goes: Chris Martin should sue for plagiarism.

What shit, whining music. It makes Coldplay sound like Big Black.

If this thing hit you at 10mph you would be a shishkebab.

This was an excerpt from Silvio Berlusconi´s adaptation of Charles Dickens´ Bleak House.

1. I wanna be your dog.

2. Good attempt

3. Funny, chaps.Nice try.

Their influences are a lot of psychedelic rock groups. It´s pretty likely they have taken a few drugs at points but a lot of it might just be the influence of the bands they like. Not everyone talented has to be off their flipper on Liverpool Black Dust or Slovakian Cake all the time.

This is another all time great rock song and I am the first person to comment in the 2 years since its posting. Jesus H Christ.

'Yesssss. One of the best yg-songs'.

I´d restate that and just say: one of the best songs. In rock. Full stop.

One of the great underground groups, no question. Up there with Can, Kraftwerk and the Velvets.

Their 1st 4 albums (TYG, L'eau Rouge, Sings Kurt Weill and TV Sky put them there. No question for me. Also a stunning live act.

Awesome.

If your 3 year old can read he should be watching bergman.

Disco Inferno were a pretty fuvcking great band - saw them lots in London. They were clearly ahead of most of their generation in understanding how serious music should be treated.

MGMT, however, a fucking great rock group and have made 2 excellent albums as well.

So setting one against the other...

'Sometimes I envy the young who get to hear this for the first time,'

Well I´m 39 and have been listening to Joy DIvision, Go4, Only Ones, Wire, all sorts from this time since I was about 15.

I only heard this for the first time when Matthew Wright (!) played it on his Radio show last year. And y...

@TossTheTV "Another thing to remember is that before the appearance of the electric Jew (the television), there was very little violence in the world."

OK mate, take care. You are either an idiot or a nut or both. Or a brilliant comedian playing a satirical joke over the internet..........

Seri...

@NormanArches Here is an already near legendary book by a NY based British Social Dmocrat historian called Tony Judt. It is a masterpiece.

No one reading it could be in any doubt about his commitment to democracy, his hatred of Soviet Communism and his skepticism about free market capitalism.

Che...

I like Stephen Morris' hair. It is an elegant look which I wish he had kept. It accentuates his feminine side and dilutes some of the overbearing machismo he otherwise tends to display.

I would love to see a copy of this with English subtitles, if anyone could do that..........anyone?!!!! ;)

@QuantumLeap83 If the American people (by which I take it you mean Rightwing, Capitalist and Conservative) scare the globalists, why do they not support the Occupy movement, who are anti-globalisation?

Why is there such opposition from the supposedly libertarian Right to a group who are attacking...

@ToiletBomberAlpha

I just want to say I love your name, Toiletbomber.

Have you ever had a proper hot Indian curry?

Aaah, man.........You will have to change your name to Toilethiroshima the next day.

Surely if the US and the UK in particular wanted to curry favour with the Burmese Junta, the easiest way for them to do it, rather than backing a sort of liberal democrat with a prison sentence pending, would have been to have done what they usually do with these sorts of animals and cut a cheap ...

@blackpeter70 Listen Take the fuckern piss arta me an all hav yer kneecapped - Oy now people, roit? I mean, Jesus says turn the other cheek so thass what ahll do, just like Martern Luther King an dat. C´marn Yoo Tube, loiters in the air!

IN THE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME OF LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR...

'You wish you were as cool as Liam'

There are many musicians I wish I was as cool as - space precludes my mentioning them - but Liam Gallagher most fucking certainly is not one of them.

That I can tell you with no doubt at all.

I only admire talented people and to have talent you tend to have t...

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Actually maybe it gets a bit hagiographical towards the end..........................