Noble Is Better

35 Signs that you play to much Halo 3


1) Get hit by a paintball gun and hide in a corner until your shields recharge.

2) Weather man gives a flood warning and you go grab your Shotgun

3) You run to cover the moment you see a laser pointer on you

4) When you try to "splatter" animals on the road

5) Put your Gamertag on your paper at school.

6) When you wonder why you didn't get an award for killing 3 people within 4 seconds of each other. Instead you get arrested.

7) When your friend offers you a ride and you jump on the back of his trunk and yell I got the turret!

8) When during an awkward silence you ask everyone if they forgot that they need to push the Dpad to talk.

9) When you hit people in the back of the head and when they turn around you yell out "haXX0rs, I assassinated you and you're still alive"

10) When you are out laser tagging and you look to the lower right for your radar.

11) When you try to capture random flags.

12) When you try to view your saved films to cheat on mid terms.

13) When you hit people with a pole and wonder why your brute hammer isn't working

14) When walking down the street you throw grenades around every corner

15) Start knocking down your friends at school and tea bagging them.

16) You ride a bike and yell at people to "get on gunner and help me get mongoose mow down"

17) You look at your school timetable; it reads math. You shout "veto!"

18) You run out into the street and shoot the first five things you see move and then are disappointed when you fail to hear killing spree

19) When your parents tell you that you are going camping you say "only cheap n00bs do that."

20) When you go deer hunting with a rifle you try and jump around so the deer won't grenade you.

21) When ur in the army and u start yelling out "DOUBLE KILL!" "TRIPLE KILL!" "BETRAYAL!" wait...WTF?!

22) When you instinctively try to kill anyone wearing a different color than you

23) When you start seeing red whenever you look at someone you hate and seeing green when you look at your friends.

24) When you sit down to eat, you see, at the corner of your eye, Hold RB to pick up Spoon, Hold LB to Dual-Wield

25) When you hear a microwave beeping you look around for a trip mine.

26) When you see a scorpion on the ground and you try to board it..

27) When someone is insulting you, you try to hold back and press "X" on their name to mute them.

28) When you start calling your home your "base"

29) When you try to rearrange your furniture to make a new "map".

30) When you're doing your homework and in your mind it reads "Press RB to swap for eraser

31) When you go on vacation, just before you step on the plane it says in the corner of your eye, "Press RB to board Banshee".

32) If you join the bomb squad just so you can disarm bombs.

33) If you try to press START and go to "Appearance" to get dressed in the morning.

34) If you have a life-sized blow-up doll of Coratana and say she is your girlfriend.

35) If the only thing you read over summer vaction was your stats in the carnage report.

Bonus #36) When you see a cop tucked away using his radar gun and
you immediately pull up and tell him "QUIT CAMPING NOOB!"

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