About this user
I don't know why more people don't appreciate sqrlrlrls. 'Rodents that run up trees', my dad calls them. But they're such sophisticated little animals, the way they look all innocent and everything. In fact, they are behind some of the most fantastic achievements in world history. Did you know the moon landings were in fact done by a bunch of squirrels standing on each other's shoulders? Or that they invented peanut butter? Without that we wouldn't have
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Conversely though, there are some evil squirrels about who try to do things like give paper cuts to people in their sleep BETWEEN THEIR TOES. What's more, their specially trained fleas called DOODLEBUGS glue fingers and toes together of unlucky people who are caught awake in their beds around dawn.
This is where the ninja sqrlrlrrls come in, my squadron of trained invisible commandos who lace nuts with deadly wasabi powder then leave them for their nasty brethren. Then when they come along, eat one and start dying, they administer a vicious heel stomp (and with smelly feet at that).
So let's all admire sqrlrlrls for their great work and stop going on about those silly pandas! Wheeeeeeeeee!
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