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NightTF
Joined: May 22, 2006
Last Sign In: 2 months ago
Videos Watched: 16,614
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I'M SUPERBAD.
Name: Dave
I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I'VE GOTTA HANDFUL OF VERTEBRATE AND A HEADFUL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT! WHO'S THE MAN? I'M THE MAN! I'M A BAD MAN! I'M A 12.0 ON THE 10.0 SCALE OF BADNESS!
City: GAY CITY, wich is too dangerous for a woman.
Hometown: Some random dump.
Country: Sweden
Occupation: Superbad
Companies: Damage, INC
Interests and Hobbies: Reptiles, playing guitars very poorly, the metal culture, shitting on Axl Rose.
Movies and Shows: Iron Man, Wayne's World I & 2, The Rutles, Day of the Dead, Fist of the North Star, Metalocalypse.
Music: MetallicAAAAAAARGH!!1 (minus Load and ReLoad) And... Slayer, Motörhead, Judas Priest, AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO KNOW ANYWAY BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY TO LIST HERE BY THE WAY CAN YOU HELP ME GET RID OF ALL THIS ANNOYING COUGHING PLEASE?
Books: ffs
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DAMMIT WHERE DID NIGHT GO
1:46
Just a message explaining where I've been. Forgot to say for the moment I'm onl...
9 months ago 159 views NightTF
Jesus Raves
1:31
[TRANSLATED] Jesus Raves
[TRANSLATED] Jesus Raves
Music video of a song from the next Slayer Album. EDIT: Holy shit, this video ...
1 year ago 583 views NightTF
The Sacrilegious Corn + IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
3:41
MMMMMMYEAH, I live.
1 year ago 925 views NightTF
Douche Wars: Part 2
7:03
[TRANSLATED] Douche Wars: Part 2
[TRANSLATED] Douche Wars: Part 2
My old Nick Fury voice called in sick. Oh, and the ending is not a joke.
1 year ago 2,151 views NightTF
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
1:22
[TRANSLATED] IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
[TRANSLATED] IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Actually, tomorrow is my birthday, but I wouldn't have time to finish this vid at ...
1 year ago 358 views NightTF
SEEK AND DESHTWOY
0:48
[TRANSLATED] SEEK AND DESHTWOY
[TRANSLATED] SEEK AND DESHTWOY
A very important documentary about the survivors of a zombie jihad invasion, feati...
1 year ago 347 views NightTF
TONY STARK SMASHES HAMMER WHILE I PLAY FITTING MUSIC
3:30
IT'S WORKING SORT OF
1 year ago 577 views NightTF
Raining Curtis
2:03
[TRANSLATED] Raining Curtis
[TRANSLATED] Raining Curtis
I don't know why I put at least one Slayer song in my videos nowdays. Tom Araya is...
1 year ago 158 views NightTF
Where's my nuclear war, god dammit?
1:31
So it's 2008, I just figured I'd give you a small taste of what kind of crazy shit...
1 year ago 261 views NightTF
香取慎吾 ドールバナナ 「Doleマン大活躍?!」 2009 04
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MORE CM IN http://blog.yam.com/unajpcmsky
3 months ago 151,538 views una0909
New Amazing French Technology - Blow Yourself Up
0:32
Run, boys, run!
2 years ago 233,172 views nickwalnut
TYRANNOSAURS TUESDAY 3/24/09
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By Eric Striffler,Joe sergio and Mike Peterson Made to air on Tuesday on our mo...
3 months ago 916 views manwith10toes3
Sonic Brainfart - KingMasterReview (Sonicfag)
11:00
Ever wonder why Sonic fans are so hated? Well KingMasterReview is such a sonicfag,...
3 months ago 8,893 views BLACKbusterCritic
Internet Dating (Katt Williams) Review =(
10:09
This is one of the worst movies I have EVER seen in my entire LIFE. Fuck you Mast...
4 months ago 9,992 views BLACKbusterCritic
Giant Nose Bleed
0:38
[TRANSLATED] Giant Nose Bleed
[TRANSLATED] Giant Nose Bleed
Just a funny clip from Giant Robo: Ginrei Special Episode 1. Put up at a friends r...
1 year ago 1,397 views Leshonka
Best/Worst Death Ever
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[TRANSLATED] Best/Worst Death Ever
[TRANSLATED] Best/Worst Death Ever
Others may not find it as amusing, but this scene just cracks me up every time I s...
2 years ago 16,740 views n00dleZombie
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
1:10
FUUUUCK
4 months ago 2,906 views manwith10toes3
Best Death Scene Ever
0:15
[TRANSLATED] Best Death Scene Ever
[TRANSLATED] Best Death Scene Ever
Moments before dying, the Enter the Ninja villain suddenly realizes the futility o...
2 years ago 584,426 views eagleclaw
Channel Comments (104)
XelchanTheBrave (2 months ago)
You're a fan of Go Nagai and Ken Ishikawa.
This makes you automatically FUCKING RAD.
alHalwima (3 months ago)
Apparently, Go Nagai made an anime called Kama Sutra Ultimate Sex Adventure. It's about a Japanese loser who's having sexual difficulties with his girlfriend, so he travels all the way to India to learn the ways of doing people. Once there, he meets a hot assassin chick and I don't know what the hell happens from there.
geriolah7 (4 months ago)
Where's the Douche Wars part 0?
RockoMyler (6 months ago)
HA HA SILLY ME CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I actually thought you were in college already. Now I feel like a dope.
alHalwima (6 months ago)
I don't know how easy it was for you to get Shin Getter Armageddon where you live. Where I live, the only place I know of that may even remotely have it is this comic book store underneath what used to be a Pakistani restaurant. Problem is I can't drive and my mom refuses to take me there because she's scared of all the nerds.
alHalwima (6 months ago)
I don't mean sending the files for you to download, I mean the normal YT way where you just watch them. I receive plenty of videos and don't download them. But if it can't work anyways, I understand.
alHalwima (6 months ago)
Some other user told me you were in college. I didn't really believe it, but I decided to take it in stride anyways. Early 90s cartoons were really cheesy. It wasn't until the monster known as 4Kids really messed things up. That aside, the two most insane animes I've ever seen are Genocyber and Abashiri Family. I can send them both if you want.
alHalwima (7 months ago)
I'm not kidding here, a janitor at the middle school got arrested for sending obscene text messages to a 12 year-old girl. Now, from when I was in 6th Grade to 9th Grade, there were bomb threats at least once a year. But this janitor thing beats all of those.
alHalwima (7 months ago)
I thought of a parody of Shin Getter Armageddon called Shin Psycho Brainfreeze(the 'P' in Psycho is actually pronounced). Basically, it's about a crazy robot with three split personalities and morphs every few minutes. Shin Psycho 1(schizo) has a head like a jack-o-lantern of a cat, 2(ADHD) has a drooping cone head with 'dunce' in red letters on the side, and 3(diabetic) pretty much has a train for a head. If I can learn to make flash animation, I can go throught with it.
VendavalEste (7 months ago)
Durr hurr people are gonna know what you watch! Also, background begins with a G.
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