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When my self-esteem is slumping, I imagine Justin appearing to me, offering words of encouragement and advise. He is truly an ubermensch of wisdom and virtue

I can assure all you viewers out there that my hips do lie. They have been giving elderly gentlemen signals of sexual interest for years, only to use this as an opportunity to rob them.

According to National Geographic magazine, spiders' web silk is so strong that a strand the thickness of a pencil would be able to stop a Jumbo jet in flight. That is an amazing fact, but what is even more mind boggling is how strong a spider's nipsy must be to crimp the stuff off.

What a load of rubbish this new 'foil wrapped bread' is. It's supposed to last for 7 days. I ate mine in two.

Sitin on my bathroom floor cryin to dis song... Stay Strong :'( <3

I followed your instructions with great success, only to accidentally bite the girl's tongue quite viciously

Bearing in mind the large amount of pornography available on the internet and the forthcoming free internet access, now would be a prudent time to invest in shares in tissue manufacturers and companies that make sore-knob cream.

But do black people care about George Bush? That's the key issue I feel we are failing to address.

Michael D, so sexy so hot