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As nonviolent as I am, I seriously hope you get stabbed.

Sweet and respectful? You have wonderful breasts. Deal with it.

So what you're saying here is, "I'm a desperate slut and I like the look of anyone that's Asian. I don't care what ethnicity you are, I just want someone from Asia, because they're always down to do anything, and I'm a desperate slut."

@GazAnders69 You aren't ever going to get laid through the internet. That just reads as pathetic. Don't try, just be.

You are stupid. I would formulate a more contritious argument, but you're not worth the time. Dicks are dicks, either like the guy or don't, but if you judge a guy by the size of his penis alone then you will end up exactly that; alone.

As much as I love and respect David Mitchell, I think he's missing an important fundamental point. The Earth goes through ice ages and interglacial periods, as has been very well founded and documented. To assume that man is responsible for climate change on this planet, when the climate is cha...

@uranatheisttwit Wow, you sound exactly like your role model, Jesus! Oh wait...

@2spoonsmaloy KNOWLEDGE IS THE DEVIL AND STEPHEN FRY IS GAY THAT MAKES HIM EVIL AND GOING TO HELL. SATAN SIPHONS YOUR SOUL THE MORE YOU LEARN. STAY IGNORANT AND GIVE THE CHURCH YOUR MONEY.

Holy shit, that kid is WAY better than I expected him to be.

Holy shit that was a good fight.

The punches didn't look like he threw them that hard, but for a man of such stature, a flick can feel like a baseball.

@IMXenoqwerp And you're enabling it. A troll can't troll if you ignore them.

@yuothineyesasian Incorrect, there are no holes in evolution, else it wouldn't be a theory.

@dtbjjrb Sadly it would make no difference. I've heard that it's just a ploy to get people to attack them, then sue their pants off, but even if they're genuine, they won't listen to a single word that isn't said by their leader. Jesus himself could go among them and plead with them to change t...

@Parabol0086 I find her endearing and absolutely hilarious. I wouldn't want to see her on QI regularly, but I think she did rather well.

@jboyko3 Hah, I've been trying to coin the term "fundamentalist atheist" for years! Don't know where you came across it but awesome to see the idea stick, because it's important. You can pretend to be as intellectual as you want, but over zealousness is still unbecoming.

Your format is obnoxious.

I hate Criss Angel, but I gotta give him props for this one. He actually doesn't need a camera trick for this, and it is rather clever (though I figured it out long before they got to the explanation)

I'm gonna have to say you're flat out wrong about the Dept. of Education. What may have started as a good thing, like all government agencies, now is an ineffectual puddle of bureaucratic buggery. In the interests of raising standards, the DoE mandates every teacher must keep lower than a certa...

Absolutely going to name my first son "Harley." No wonder he's such a badass with a name like that.

@porterwake The satire was obvious a few seconds in, but it's masked by the fact that he is making an interesting (philosophical) point. Of course, it's moot when you get into the science of evolution, which is a broad, complex, and difficult thing to comprehend. Essentially, an embryo encased ...

@jeffandjoesports Morality is an extremely misunderstood concept. Morals themselves are entirely subjective; the oberserver interprets whether or not they are repulsed by an act. Mores are what society in general agrees is reprehensible.

Slavery was at one time in history (yes it's in the bibl...

@SirKickz You have no idea how true this is. I recently had occasion to debate with my sister's boyfriend, a 50-year old tenured English professor at a prominent California school. It was on the topic of Social medicine, and his debating style was infuriating. For a 50 year old, respected prof...

Thank you for being calm and rational in your viewpoints. Too often I see atheists become zealous and fundamental in their approach and end up being more obnoxious than the Christians they criticize for the same behaviour.

As for the irreducible complexity argument, I like your synopsis of the ...

I love how he got the religious people to say "you need to make up stories." That's a win right there.

It probably didn't happen just like the guy says. It's just as likely the guy was being a completely shithead and the officer felt compelled to teach him a lesson. And it was an honourable fight, he didn't try to sneak attack him or anything. Why is this such a big deal?

You dropped your vagina

Yeah, nothing subsists off of blood because hemoglobin has no nutrients. It could gorge itself all it liked and would still die of starvation.

@FiftyOneDegreesNorth I cooked with my baby and now he's dead. ;( I demand recompense.

Your arrogance is only overshadowed by your ignorance.

There's a reason there are two different categories those who don't believe devoutly in a higher power. One group, atheists, believe devoutly that there is nothing. Theists would have you believe that there is a conscious presence in the s...

@EsotericAdept Practice. There's no secret, just try and fail and try again.

It is also absolutely essential to love what you're doing for the sake of it.

@skywize Butter knives aren't rounded, they are wedge-shaped. Round means it has no edges, unlike the cornered back side of a single-edged blade.

I just did the interactive trick ten times and nine of those he got it wrong/ Why did the audience clap? It's hardly a trick, just manipulation of numbers and probability.

I love you, Japan.

@SnookiandJwowwHD Jonathan Ross does, what about that gun?

@kanongeminis01 I have a thought here. If you don't like it, don't watch it! The world isn't about you.