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@Necrolight132 Damn dude, drop it. He's clearly a troll. Why do you fucking care about the stupid bullshit a random troll on the internet says. Stop feeding the troll.

R.I.P. Eddie Blake, The Comedian

I know it has already been stated, but it's Kelso with a K. I just dont see how someone with an elementary education could think it was "Celso." A "C" followed by an "E" practically ALWAYS makes a soft "c" sound, like an "s." His name is not pronounced "Selso." I'm not usually a grammar nazi but...

@Satyavati1 Its a comedy/medical show. This song was used in a clip show episode when the main character is reflecting back on all the times other characters have danced in past episodes and this is playing in the background.

Benny ate a little piece of confetti at about 00:21

@andrew16con Dude, if you are an atheist, and not just a fucking troll, then I am ashamed to be in the same camp as you. Don't give atheists a bad name. Most of my best friends are Christians.

@TheSeventiethSeven Don't patronize me. I have played the shit out of both Oblivion and Morrowind. I would not call Oblivion the dumbed down Morrowind any more than I would call Modern Warfare 2 the dumbed down Call of Duty 2. You make no sense. It's called making vast improvements, you just can'...

0:40 We're not ALL equal! says the kid who is arguing against "discrimination"

that was some really terrible acting...

@Musoumaru No, antarctica is NOT a country. Definition of country

coun·try/ˈkəntrē/Noun

1. A nation with its own government, occupying a particular territory.

2. The people of a nation

As you said before, it hs no nationality. No indigenous people. There ARE however claims by seven ACTUAL countri...

Gun/Occupant.... So, Naked Grandma with a GUN?!?

*Plays piano for 3 seconds* -WOOO*CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP*WHOOOOO

Shut the fuck up audience. save your applause for after she's done

I admit she is definitely talented, but I'm not a fan because I don't really like opera..

@ralphjokerX someday you may get into a car accident and be rescued by a gay paramedic. You may work for a company owned by a gay CEO who employs thousands. You may become ill and require an organ transplant, which could be provided by a gay organ donor. I hope that someday your life is saved by ...

they advanced him to the Hollywood shows without an audition because they know he really only has one more go before everyone realizes "this is boring watching an old fat guy jump into a pool more than once." He is the DEFINITION of a one trick pony.

@Stagetail i can only hope you are trying (and epicly failing) to make a joke, because if you are being serious then you're basically an evil piece of shit.

@faneragon25 Logic:

- They can't fill the show with nothing but singers. They need variety.

- He's quite good but not amazing.

- there are other shows like American Idol or The Voice for singers.

- The Kinetic King is fucking awesome and hilarious.

@ninjajesus81 hallelujah praise jesus. ninjajesus, that is.

@mjjchica is there such thing as an UNfunny retarded chimpanzee

If I was the prof i would've been like "shit I'm a bit clumsy in my old age" picked it back up and dropped it then said "there we go" when it shattered.

3:49, creepy ass laugh

Not really a fan of Manson's music, but he is most certainly a charismatic guy and I have a ton of respect towards him.

One of his greatest quotes

Michael Moore: "If you were to talk directly to the kids at Columbine or the people in that community, what would you say to them if they were here r...

O'Reilly-"You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show."

-"18 to 25 year olds. people on the same intellectual level as you."

What Stewart should have said to either or both of these- "Fuck You."

O'Reilly- "87% of people watching your show are intoxicated."

How Stewart should have respon...

WHO ARE YOU!?! ARE YOU COLBERT OR COLBAIR?!?!

...I'm whoever you want me to be Bill.

@raylundbech i also like Louie, and I don't think Cook stole this one. Though, I'm pretty sure he ripped off Kids Name's and used it in his My Son Optimus Prime, and stole Louie's "Itchy Asshole" joke and used in a joke which he didn't change the name of after ripping it off.

go watch Louis CK's "Kids Name's." Dane Cook took Louie's joke and made it loud and stupid and not even a little bit clever.