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@673497 And yet you continue to speak. Amazing. You replied to my comment, moron, not the other way around. Just carry your fail self on.

@trizzHHS No, I could be clever, what you'll do is give me a thesis statement on why you think you're right. Except no one wants to read that shit, they want zingy one liners. That's why I'll always be cool, and you'll always be the dipshit no one wants to dance with at the prom.

@narutosakura144 Joke's have punchlines. And they're usually funny.

You're doing it wrong.

As Oghren would say...

Dirty moss eaters!

This should be called

'Drunk girl takes advantage of police.'

Big burly ass female Warden in that armor, with little Cammen trodding after her.

HAH! Oh man. I can just imagine how that went down.

*Sounds of slapping and rocking from the aravel.*

"Who's momma's bitch?!"

"s-someONE..h-help!"

*Sounds of more slapping*

"SAY IT!"

"y-ye-ES-...ma'AM! Ahh!"

@DocMcMurderr They would oblige you.

@lordj15987 Loghain didn't retreat because of the Orlesians, it was because the battle was lost. I like Cailan, but he was an idiot. Loghain has always been very clear that it was a hard choice for him -- what was the alternative, though? Certain death for his men.

As for the darkspawn, they're ...

@SandDragon91 Loghain watched his mother being raped and murdered in front of him by Orlesian soldiers.

His mabari hound, Adalla, his best friend was taken from him and beaten mercilessly and starved for months by an Orlesian lord, before being dumped out of a carriage and left to die on the roa...

@CalvinBlackmoon Actually if you manage to force Alistair into a marriage with Anora at the last minute, he leaves the Grey Wardens to rule Ferelden jointly with her. Then you can spare Loghain. It's the ultimate betrayal -- Alistair never wanted to be king, and he's also denied revenge on Loghai...

This is a proper wedding. City elves always get theirs interrupted by unpleasantness like forcible rape from the local lord.

Live free or die, kids.

@fullmetaljaco *Applaud* That's impressive. Seriously, your comparison to the nations of Thedas and our own world is actually fairly accurate.

Pretty much how I'd be in that situation. I wouldn't be smooth at all.

Leliana: "Now come here. And no arguing this time."

Me: *Hangs head* "Yes'm..."

What. The. Hell.

Why did they take that out?! IT WAS AWESOME!

"Teagah, don't do that Teagah, it hurt when you bitch slappeh my face Teagah!"

God I hated Isolde.

It's a little known fact that the character from this trailer isn't the Warden from Dragon Age: Origins, he was actually written to originally be Warden Commander Asturian. Of course they lose a little continuity showing him with Morrigan, Sten and Leliana in the Sacred Ashes trailer, but story t...

The burka is a pretty disgusting symbol of how the misogynist swine who rule Islamic countries degrade and oppress women, and it's pathetic that any woman in a free country like France would even consider adhering to such a symbol.

But while all that may be true, you can't protect people from st...

@edholt123 You really need to seek help. Okay, so mommy made you get up on Sunday morning and go to church. Get over it.

Ann Coulter is about as subtle as a brick tossed through a shop window.

Doesn't make her wrong, though.

Islam is a religion that dominates several nations in the world.

In Islam dominated nations, women are suppressed, abused and subjugated to the level of cattle.

Islam is a religion that preaches death to all Jews.

Those are facts. Grow up, girl.

AHAHAH.

"This is the way life is supposed to be lived."

Yup. Downsize your baby cave, so you can enjoy luxuries. That's livin'.

Oh God, oh God....I laughed until I couldn't breathe, I was blinded by tears, and my sides hurt. I mean these videos...they're just golden, solid fucking gold. I thought I couldn't take anymore with the baby cave, but then with the red light...and the way he laughed...BABY HELL CAVE! AHAHAHAH!

Say what you want about Marilyn Manson, that guy is pretty sharp. He'll cut you to sushi.

Weird. But sharp.

@Gamefreexzs *Applauds*

@Hyperjellyfish Some people also like to stone women to death for showing their hair in public, you don't see me blubbering about cultural diversity when it comes to those people either.

I'll give you that some girl whining into a microphone under the guise of music is less serious an issue, but...

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have for you the Singing Sodomites! Take it away guys!

@billyballs68 Hear hear!

"You mean like a spanking machine?"

AHAHA

Tom's such a fucking poser. Look at that car he drives, when his family is rich as hell.

Trent's better.

"Five bucks a bar? You know that's over a hundred bucks."

"Yeah. And all we had to do was be responsible for the death of another human being."

"Damn you and your logic."

Give Mr. DeMartino his own show!

@SamhainTheDark I'm aware. But wouldn't you agree that this is a very Orwellian story? I think so.

@madbandicooot Yeah there's a good idea...spray DNA all in/on the body of a murder victim. That's the kind of thing the feds want for Christmas.

@Mrx2848 At first your little comment was indecipherable, but I'll assume you meant 'bet' instead of 'be'.

I'm just saying villains are underrated in modern cinema. Anymore they're just a prop to motivate the protagonist. So when I see a villain I really like, such as this queen, it really pains...

@MrErizai If we didn't have a sea of shitty Jap RPG's to compare Skyrim to, we couldn't appreciate the magnitude of how much ass this game actually kicks.